S-Chassis.com - Wanna laugh at me?

Ok so last week i was at work (Cable Company) I parked my van in the parking lot next to my car at the office and went inside to go to the bathroom. I left the office and as i was pulling out from the parking spot in my van i heard a car alarm going off. I was like "That sounds like my alarm" And before i got all of that out of my mouth my car alarm pager on my keychain started vibrating and beeping. I was like "WTF?" I stopped the van and backed up. Well needless to say as i was pulling backwards i noticed white paint on the front left corner of my car. (I was parked in ass-end first in both my car and van.) I get out of my van and see this huge ass dent in my fender and then look at my van and don't see anything yet. I look down on the swinging side doors at the bottom of them and its just dented and gray paint all over them. The worst part about this is, 1) My van is a 2004 and only had 500 miles on the van total, and 2) I have only had the van for one week. Haha, so if you see the gray 240 rolling around w/ the front left fender messed up looking honk and laugh at me, cause i know i have laughed enough about it. I pulled the fender off today and kind of knocked most of the dents out but it needs to be replaced and i need a new paintjob and headlight cause my headlight got kind of knocked out of rig. I can't wait to hear the feedback on this one. LOL