The best part of waking up...
 

...is trying to expel vomit from your lungs.

At least that's how it went down this morning. Don't ask me how or why. All I know is that I've got either a cold or a flu that's been bugging me for a week, and I woke up nearly unable to breathe with a noticable burning sensation in my airways.

I'm still alive.

wow...bile in your lungs...that's gotta be painful...i thought you were gonna say something funny about COFFEE :dunno: it's flu season already? let's hope that flu season this year is more deadlier than last :p

-Jaysin

......Is Folgers in your Cup! :thumb: Sound like you had fun hockin stuff up, :thumb:. haha

morning tent-pole

I think it is flu season, about 40% of the people were/are sick. I dunno though. Anyway, use vicks the rubby stuff on your chest to help clear your airways. Probably all that damn phlegm.

That would really suck. I would start freakin out and call 911 or something, lol.

I was sick as hell wednesday through saturday, felt like total ****. Now I'm pretty much better, just have a cold now

phlegm....he he it such a funny word...if you look at it...it doesnt really look like a word.....errr......where was i going with this?

I just came down with a cold. It's a ***** trying to work for 8 hours and being sick as hell

lmao everyone is getting sick! i was last week, fell sleep through most of school.

Word of Advice to everyone: Go to the store and buy Echinacea or if you have it. It's one of those dietary supplements that boosts your immune system. I asked my doctor about it before and she said that you need to take it when you first start feeling the symptoms along with Vitamin C(this obviously needs to be taken if you acutally get the full cold/flu).

Also drink a lot of water, and I mean a lot. It clears a lot of the phlegm in your throat and I believe it stops it from ending up in your airways, which can cause pnemonia.

For the stuffy nose, go buy a sinus/allergy medicine. Or just eat something spicy:D

I do all of this and I feel 80% the next day.

Phelgm!! HAHA Im a health bastard. I never get sick. lol

^ha..you will...

phelgm is pronounced the way it looks, but with a silent 'g'. But yeah, if you look at it, it does look retarded.

Im going to gop around saying that to people all day! Phelgm!!

man i think i got it now, i got a stuffy nose and a sore throat.....dam!!

I fell asleep trough 4 years of highschool snickergirl and Ive still got an iq of 130.

I also do all of that stuff on a regular basis even if I am not sick. Mmmm love that Echinacea. I haven't been sick since 19 dickety2.:barf:

I cant remember the last time i got sick.

Hehe, we're spreading it through the internet.

lol, I dont normally sleep in school (I think that was the 1st time ever), lol i have 136 haha me=geek.i like school:cool:

I hate people who sleep in school just because they think its cool. Lot of them where i go.

**** man I started that whole craze. I didn't sleep in school cus I thought it was cool. I did it because I was usually to tired from the night before and I couldn't help but fall asleep in some boring ass classes.:D :thumb:

I didn't fall asleep in high school, but I did fall asleep regularly in my Microsoft Certification school because I knew 95% of it already. On several occasions I would doze off and the instructor would ask me a question to try to put me on the spot. Almost all of the times I'd give the correct answer in spite of hearing the question while I was nearly asleep.

What was really funny was when he bought everyone a can of Red Bull. He said "These are great. They wake you right up and they have no caffeine in them."

No, he hadn't looked at the back of the can.

lol Again we all see, Red Bull is the GREATEST!! :thumb:

I heard red bull and vodka can **** you up!

I would say. So do you drink alot of Red Bull The Bull? :laugh:

(my stupid joke of the day)

nope red bull taste like **** I like Rockstars