Bored
 

Okay i'm bored out of my frucking mind. So here we go, I'm going to type out some random crap with blanks in it for people to add lib. It be pretty cool if for everyperson that filled in the blanks left another one for somebody else to do.

Hint: Just copy and then fill in.


So I walk into Wendy's (a fast food chain) and I see a gigantic _________!! And I'm like holy crap!! That's from the _________ of ___________!! Then I walk up and order five ________, 4 __________, and a whop de da. So this really _________ and I'm so _________ that I sat here in _________ trying to make a __________ out of nothing. So rest in _________.

Random Joke:

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers from miles away.

:laugh: :naughty:

So I walk into Wendy's (a fast food chain) and I see a gigantic l2aine poster!! And I'm like holy crap!! That's from the club240sx website of l2aine!! Then I walk up and order five l2aine posters, 4 more, and a whop de da. So this really exciting and I'm so happy that I sat here in awe, staring at his poster trying to make up a fantasy of me being him, out of nothing. So rest in l2aine!.

So I walk into Wendy's (a fast food chain) and I see a gigantic "Turd"!! And I'm like holy crap!! That's from the "ass of Dave Thomas"!! Then I walk up and order five"nugg-lets" , 4 "Barf-Shakes", and a whop de da. So this really "is good" and I'm so "Horney for Dave" that I sat here and"grunted" trying to make a "fart" out of nothing.

So I walk into Wendy's (a fast food chain) and I see a gigantic ****!! And I'm like holy crap!! That's from themovie White Chocolate of adult films inc.!! Then I walk up and order five weiner snitzels, 4 communist cow bells, and a whop de da. So this really sucks and I'm so f*cking pissed that I sat here in my own sh!t, piss, and pule trying to make a boat out of nothing. So rest in peace *****es.



As i walked across the street i saw a __________. It almost looked like it could have been __________ the dog across the sidewalk. So i thought to myself "__________" and went about my day. Next i ran into _________ and he/she began to ______, i was verry pleased. After the night was over i began to walk back home only to notice that ______________. So in a panic i grabed everything i had and began to ________.

lmao, okay I guess I'll generate another one.

There once was a man from _____________. He lived in _________ with the most amazing ____________ which had tons of _____________. Now when the man goes ____________ he often __________ for all of 961 minutes. Then he took a huge _____________ and blew out of ____________ never to be _____________ from again.


Another short joke;

Women are like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

So this man walked into a _______ and saw a _______ with a _________. After__________ he went to the __________ to go take a _________. After taking a _________ he picked up his _______ at the ________. This is when he saw ________ for the very first time. After seeing ________ we went _________ to _________ on his ________ while ________ all over your momma's _________.

holy crap i doubt "bored" can articulate the depth of unstoppable boredom in this thread. i think a "michael jackson jokes" thread is in order now.

So this man walked into a tree and saw a rabbit with a knife. After running away he went to the hospital to go take a brain scan. After taking a massive crap he picked up his pictures at the front desk. This is when he saw Ivwana*** for the very first time. After seeing Ivwana*** we went apeshi7 to fruck on his giraffe while spawning all over your momma's rose bush.

So how do you know when it's time to go to bed in the Michael Jackson house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

why are womens *******s so close to their vaginas?

so you can pick em up like a six pack.

Oh Snap!! Lets see someone do this one:

So __________________________________________________ ___________________________________ and then he __________________________________________________ ________ only because __________________________________________________ ____________________________________ in the morning __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________ a brand new __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _______________Happy Gilmorme__________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _3rd grade teacher's apple __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________ to "snap into a slim jim".

ok fine, here:


So my friend was bumping his system, and then he said "hey lets watch a movie," and i said sure only because i dont like his music. we had been drifting in the morning and when we finished we decided to pick up a brand new movie to watch on his 20" in dash monitor. he picked happy gilmore, and so we watched that. when we finished, he thought of a great prank for his younger brother to play using his 3rd grade teacher's apple. he carefully cut the core out and filled it with pieces of slim jim.b when she bit it and screamed in surprise, my friend's bro only snapped and said "snap into a slim jim".


so useless. *hehe*

wow... that's impressive... like you actually made it make sense (slim Jim bit excluded)

One liner: My fairy Godmother gave me a choice wish; i could either have perfect memory or a huge pen1s, and you know to this day I can't remember my decision.

yeah that slim jim piece was weird, i gave up.

short story joke:

an old lady in her 80s was reflecting on her life; her children all grown up, grandchildren almost of age to have their own children... upon further thought she came to the conclusion that she had lived a good life, and wished to die now while she was happy. she wanted to shoot herself in the heart, but because of her age, she never learned where exactly her heart was. she went to her doctor and asked him where her heart was. he replied "your heart is about 1-2" below your left breast." confident with her newfound knowledge, she went home, grabbed her gun, and shot herself in the knee.

Here we go:

__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________

-rofl

So this man walked into a house and saw a man with a vagina. After looking he went to the toilet to go take a ****. After taking a dump he picked up his mom at the nursery. This is when he saw a hermaphrodite for the very first time. After seeing it we went walking to a house on his birthday while taking a dump all over your momma's chest.


__________________