heres the original topic one.

So I walk into Wendy's (a fast food chain) and I see a gigantic man-gina!! And I'm like holy crap!! That's from the TV series "Full House" of Nick at Nite!! Then I walk up and order five helpings of preparation H, 4 depends diapers, and a whop de da. So this really rules and I'm so glad that I sat here in my mom's undergarmets trying to make a moment out of nothing. So rest in peace.

 

So I was out taking a dump on my friend's mom's chest and then he (the friend) came walking up on me while I was in the action of crapping only because I was supposed to meet him at 7 O' clock to go to the demolition derby , so he got mad and i said that i'd see him in the morning. The next day I surprised him with a a brand new DVD collection of the hit series Happy Gilmorme. I than told him bout the time I took my 3rd grade teacher's apple and farted on it and gave it back to her. He laughed and opened up the Slim Jim wrapper and said laughing you ready to "snap into a slim jim".


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Your pretty good.

 

wow thats nasty....

 

if only writing exercises in school were this interesting.... hmmm.

 

LMFAO. I can't believe he did them all, that rocks !!

Okay so i was __________ what else I should ___________ in order to _____________ the strength of this _________ ___________ (yes it's two words). I mean it's just like ___________ with a couple of __________ next to the door bell. So like when will ___________ ever decide to ___________ with Jim-Bob the friendly ___________ who is always out ______________. So hear ends my _______________ of a man with no _______________ pondering how his ___________ went wrong.


LOL that that oughta get some interseting results.