Friendly Tip of the Day
#16
Don’t pick you nose until it bleeds. If your not sure when to stop picking your nose, then test a first time by picking your nose until it bleeds while recording how long it takes you to bleed. Next time you can just pick your nose for that long and when you get near the bleed time just stop. And don’t eat them, that’s just nasty. Now, when you want to get rid of 'em I find that rolling down the window in my car makes me feel much better than in the floorboards. If at home the carpet is always a good place.
#22
Originally posted by steve 14
here's a friendly tip
don't fu@king suck
here's a friendly tip
don't fu@king suck
did he just make a confession?eww LOL
before diving, make sure to do a finger test first.
look right. look left. look right and make that right turn. opposite when making a left turn
wash your hands before and after peeing. you just shook someones hand that you don't know what they just did with they're hands and you're about to touch your dingaling
#23
If your Mario banging Princess Peach always use a condom.
(We all know Bowsier tapped that)
Never loudly declare to your friends how high you are at a place that sells coffie and doughnuts. (seen it happen...)
(We all know Bowsier tapped that)
Never loudly declare to your friends how high you are at a place that sells coffie and doughnuts. (seen it happen...)
#29
pull floor mat back before driving.... hate it wen u cant push the gas down when your tryin to gun it in a turn and a car is coming way....
wipe from top to bottom when drying car from being washed.... seen my friends girl take a long *** time... it was the funniest thing i ever seen a girl do... she died her hair blonde mayb thats y.. haha
search before asking... kould get flamed on
use good grammar or else...
wipe 2 times after poo'n so u get all the crust haha
wipe from top to bottom when drying car from being washed.... seen my friends girl take a long *** time... it was the funniest thing i ever seen a girl do... she died her hair blonde mayb thats y.. haha
search before asking... kould get flamed on
use good grammar or else...
wipe 2 times after poo'n so u get all the crust haha