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Old 11-15-2005, 05:55 PM
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Don’t pick you nose until it bleeds. If your not sure when to stop picking your nose, then test a first time by picking your nose until it bleeds while recording how long it takes you to bleed. Next time you can just pick your nose for that long and when you get near the bleed time just stop. And don’t eat them, that’s just nasty. Now, when you want to get rid of 'em I find that rolling down the window in my car makes me feel much better than in the floorboards. If at home the carpet is always a good place.
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Old 11-15-2005, 09:18 PM
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yeah, flick it out the window at other cars
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:37 PM
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Don't go in the back door without lube.
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Old 11-16-2005, 09:33 PM
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it never has... called a lock...
we have an old house..and were poor white folk in the inner city of burlington...therefore no locks in the bedrooms lol
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Old 11-16-2005, 09:54 PM
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here's a friendly tip

don't fu@king suck
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Old 11-17-2005, 10:54 AM
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Originally posted by steve 14
here's a friendly tip

don't fu@king suck
very good advice
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Old 11-17-2005, 11:02 AM
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Originally posted by steve 14
here's a friendly tip

don't fu@king suck

did he just make a confession?eww LOL



before diving, make sure to do a finger test first.
look right. look left. look right and make that right turn. opposite when making a left turn
wash your hands before and after peeing. you just shook someones hand that you don't know what they just did with they're hands and you're about to touch your dingaling
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Old 11-17-2005, 11:46 AM
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If your Mario banging Princess Peach always use a condom.
(We all know Bowsier tapped that)

Never loudly declare to your friends how high you are at a place that sells coffie and doughnuts. (seen it happen...)
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Old 11-17-2005, 04:44 PM
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Play the FinalFantasy XII demo.
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Old 11-18-2005, 12:44 PM
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Don't go in the back door without lube.
And condom.
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Old 11-18-2005, 04:01 PM
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the goodyear rubbers.... not firestone we all know what happens with firestones....
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Old 11-18-2005, 06:20 PM
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BoOM!
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Old 11-18-2005, 11:20 PM
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Don't get caught with your pants down.
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Old 11-19-2005, 12:40 AM
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pull floor mat back before driving.... hate it wen u cant push the gas down when your tryin to gun it in a turn and a car is coming way....

wipe from top to bottom when drying car from being washed.... seen my friends girl take a long *** time... it was the funniest thing i ever seen a girl do... she died her hair blonde mayb thats y.. haha

search before asking... kould get flamed on


use good grammar or else...

wipe 2 times after poo'n so u get all the crust haha
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:50 AM
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At least 3 times. I always have to take a sower after it though.
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