TheDumpTYPE-R

When wiping your ***, remember on the first wipe, just do one swipe, and put it down. On the second, you could probably wipe it 2 or maybe 3 times but it varies.

xXsilviaXx

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nsn240
[B]negative first

lol don't u get it? it's saying go kill yourself

phreze

And how would you and the rest of the board felt if some noob did that and got hurt/died?

240sx400r

LMAOLMAOLMAO.....that would be funny

l3ooherS14

When killing someone make sure the glove dosesnt fit.

Cape 240

You must aquit.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
- how many times has your pee split in half when your taking that morning ****?

TheDumpTYPE-R

Yeah, don't ya hate it when ya gotta pee real badly and ya pee before you get it aimed?

Oh and make sure that when wiping your ***, your hands are behind the paper

l3ooherS14

I just hate it when i run as fast as i can to ****, and then jump up and down trying to get your pants undone. And then you **** all over the wall and your face. Ga i just hate it when that happens.


































Not really.

TheDumpTYPE-R

Don't ya hate it when at night, you have to pee and you accidently pee in the bed. happens somtimes

phreze

This is freindly tip of the day not "How to wet the bed, give yourself an R. Kelly shower."

Helghast

Don't smoke Crack, and try to ****.

xam

dont forget to open your eyes when aiming to pee!

Helghast

Don't forget to shake it a couple of times, or It'll run down your leg.

that's gross, yo.

xXsilviaXx

When building a lesbian house make sure to not use studs,but rather tongue and groove.

rocky2843

sometimes squeeze the tunnel out then shake just to be sure lol..