i love love love checking my friend's away messages here are a few of them:

Though he appreciates the extra money, the ice-cream man is starting to get a little freaked out by the way you follow him around all the time.
~Onion horoscopes

The sun is starting to rise so I've decided to fall asleep. It's also starting to get cold now and instead of getting a comforter to match my sheets, I was thinking maybe some pretty lady reading this would like to help me keep warm O:-). If so, come over and crawl into bed. If not for any other reason, help me save money 8-).

 

no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy no tv and no beer make homer go crazy

 

lol i watched the shining the other day

 

that really is my away message, too.

 

On my old voice mail pager it said:

"The Dayne is dead and can't talk to you now!"
But I had this crazy Scream voice joint that distorted my voice.

and I liked this one

"I don't care about you or what you have to say or else I'd be home waiting for your call."

 

My glue taste like candy!

 

your all about the simpsons

 

Simpsons ROCK!!

 

i havent seen the simpsons in soo long, for a while they we getting unfunny

 

i've never been into the simpsons......i got pulled into the real world and ish like that lol

 

its like the older i get the less funnier the simpsons are

 

how old are you dood?

 

LMAO

 

AMEN

 

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