I didn't buy her anything or take her anywhere, she knocked on my door said "I'm 240smoke's gf, wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel?" I was like "I guess"

 

HAHA!!

Sloppy Seconds for the Win!!!!

 

So i didnt dream at all!

woah!

gotta goo!

 

SO........ Thinking about enlisting.....

 

man i hate when random people come up to me and talk to me bout my car esp when they know jack ****... "like hey man nice car, i see you did a Silvia conversion." .... like WTF GTFO U RICER NEON DRIVING ****

.... how the hell do you do a silvia conversion on a s14? THEY ARE THE SAME!!!

 

im considering enlisting... but damn.. i think i may be too big i looked at their physical requirement list and for a person 80" high fattest i can be is 234.... im 280 there is no way i will ever be 234... and be alive....

id cost the military too much i make a m16 look like a toy water gun they need to give me a m249 then i would look like im holding a normal assault rifle..... haha

but in all seriousness i am considering i just dont know what branch all i know is i dont want to join the navy i may be calling up a recruiter for the USAF next week so lets see how it goes.

 

HAHA. I had some dude today on the freeway pull up to me in a honda. Thought it was a crotch rocket at first and then I took off and he held his phone out the window. Prob was telling his friend that I was racing him. HAHA.

Had someone tell me that thier friend raced me one day... I said umm... I didnt race anyone today. Apparently some kid in a honda was flooring it and I was accelerating at a normal rate and he was having trouble keeping up with me. HAHA

 

I was thinking about marines....

 

well i was sorta kidding as i don't push the service on anyone. its not for everyone, make sure you do your research before signing up to your respective branch. don't base your decision on who goes to war the most either lol. we all go now.

 

Going to war for peace is like f*cking for virginity....


I oppose the war


No, I'm not starting a debate, I'm just stating my opinion.

 

its a job...i do it becuase i can.

the only civilians that will understand military engagements are those who served themselves.

 

Yeah, I am not afraid of war. I know I will feel fear if I am actually out there but I am not going to keep that from making my decision. One big thing for me would actually be schooling.

 

yea schooling use to be a tool to lure people in.. but now its the real deal, if you sign up for a 4-6 year contract, with time, you can complete and aquire a BA degree and shoot **** up in the process.

ps

I like boobies for breakfast in bed

 

Yeah, I had a hot *** blonde for breakfast yesterday morning.

 

stop teasing bro.. because i was not lucky enough the other night to wake up next to a blonde