You will now adress me as Reverend Catharsis
 

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I can now

• To perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
you wish to perform said marriage.

• To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
wish to perform, except circumcision.

• To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.

• To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

So who is up for some Sining?

lol nice!

Welcome to the Church, Brother. I have been ordained in the ULC since 2001. Makes a great conversation-starter.

Grats, I've always been thinking of doing this hehe

okay you absolve me of my sins and i will do the same...

how do you go about doing this? Just out of curiosity :dunno:

Jesus rocks. That's all.

plain'n'simple....

Give me a sec...

OK. Done.

likewise

GOD DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU ABUSING YOUR POWERS!!!!!:p

when do you get your first altar boy.....lol j/k.

i absolve you!

don't make me put "The Fear of God" in you!

Wow, preachers and what not must hate that site. But i can see why.

that site?

anyways i absolve you for doubting his holy powers