Yea homie G dog, dont let anyone walk up to your **** G P funk...........wtf? yet again another reason the import scene looks imature and stupid. If someone messes with your "****", then walk it off. If you do stuff back, your only gonna get what you did back. I have one of the rarest 240s of them all and have yet to have one mark on my car.

Robbie

 

woof woof
aint nobody be messing wit my oil stains

-FYI styrofoam in the gas tank works wonders. it turns into a jelly, which as you an imagine is no good as it gets passed the filters and jacks up yo motor.

 

step 1: screw cap off of valve stem
step 2: place a small pebble inside to start deflation
step 3: replace valve stem cap

nice slow leak, no immediate sign of tampering, quick and easy. more of an annoyance thing than a hardcore "i'm gonna git u sucka" attack. even suitable for a practical joke (as long as they don't drive on it)...

 

Well i guess it is kinda messed up...... it would be better if nobody messed with n e ones **** n e wayz. If somebodys got beef with you dont f**k with their ****..... f**k them up with your fist. haha

 

Yall are clowns, now I got some good ideas!

Here are some good ones:

- Put Tabacco Sause on there seat, it'll seep through there pants after a few hours of driving and burn there A55Hole! They'll be in 7-11 trying to wash there a55hole in the sink.

- (Harmless but funny) Spray a very light mist (stand at bumper) one pump of WD40 on there windshield. When they turn on there windshield wipers it'll smear the WD40 making the it very foggy until they wipe it off. Its a pain to drive with a dirty windshield and they will think if they keep there wipers on long enough it'll go away, even rain won't clean it off, it need to be wipeed off by hand.

- (just wrong) Set a lemon on there hood at night and in the morning when they remove it, it leave a nice extremely white circle, even if it a white car it'll be whiter and noticable.

- (very funny) put a gay pride bumper sticker on there car, proferably rear bumper where other drivers see, gay drivers will give gay look and even try to holla. They'll wonder why there getting hit on.

The tuna is great it harmless but funny, it work great at work, U put it under someone U dont likes Desk where it'll take them awhile to find and they'll go crazy

 

Put me down for "F___ this ****".... it's fun to talk about, but I hate seein people's cars get f'ed with; even if they deserve it.

"Won't somebody think of the cars?!!!"

 

about that window thing.. put some vasaline on their windshield wipers.. they wont know anything till they turn em on.. works wonders!!

 

Or chocolate sauce. Old wedding trick.....

 

fawk it.. jes rub feces up on the door handles.. make sure you use some rubber gloves!!

 

Man, my friend had a jeep he parked at school and when he came out to leave it would not start. We tried jumping it and checked to gas but everything seemed okay.

I turned out that somebody took his spark plugs, it was funny as hell.

 

thats pretty funny ....

 

haha!! why would someone take some jeep sparkplugs buy some fawken new ones!

 

call it a hunch but i imagine it was a prank not some dude that didnt wanna pay 15 bucks

 

lol, what an idiot. He took the plugs as a prank! I don't think he stole them to sell on ebay, lol.

Dr.

 

if someone messes with my car and catch them or know who it is....my beef is with them...not there car...i love cars i could never harm one.

on the other hand...if he was driving something ****ty like a rusted out tempo...then sure when the hell...i'll kick the tire and the whole thing will crumble before my eyes.