Okay here it is... a whole 150 reasons... funny - I had to split it into two posts because there was a post size limit... anyhow here's the link (share it with others, hope you enjoy it):

150 Reasons why you know you own an S14...

 

HAAH!!! its so good to hear the s14 get picked one for once!

nice list, i commend you

 

dam i just got my 90 240 2 weeks ago and you guy's are making me worry!..but i already agree with a lot of the list.

 

Hey man we're all in the same "family" hahaha

 

*Stands up from chair in circle in a gymnasium

"Hi my name is twofotisx and I have a problem. I love S13s. I troll around on a forum while at work and find out all that I possibly can to enhance my knowledge of my car and cars in general. I hope that by coming here to this meeting I will become sane again and be able to look at Nissians without thinking of the chassy code and or enigine. Thank you for your time."

*Sits back down in chair to a chant from other members "Welcome twofotisx, your safe here."

* Next person stands up.

"Hi my name is l2aine and I have a problem....."

 

What are you talking about "next person who stands up" - I'm the doctor at the meeting ROFL

 

when you wake up and see an inch of snow on the roads you just go back to sleep.

 

you kidding inch is perfect for parking lot crazyness!!!

WOOO HOOO!! IT'S ALIVE!! I BROUGHT THIS THREAD BACK!!

 

number 40192.4

you replace you battery more than 3 times a year..

maybe only applies to the 89 - 90's but hey..

40192.5
you are so fed up with your car not starting you go and buy a DE.

lol ^ applies to me!

my name is slo9012vde. i have a problem. alot of car problems, alot of work problems, and alot of women problems!

my main problem is that my car is more hastle than its worth, but the flip up light, ka-ness has blocked my sence of reason and given me a purpose to love so i keep spending!

ok i am going to go bang my head on the battery and hope it starts..

 

~~sniffle~~

leave my s13 alone, damnit!

~~runs off crying~~

funny stuff

 

What are we numbering this like vehicle codes now?

 

kind of.. or just sub dividing the numbers because there are so many problems

 

so true but about the understeering part, damn i hate it so much i want to know how to fix it, read my new sad endding http://www.club240.com/forums/showth...threadid=19073

yea understeering owned my ***

the first few weeks while driving at night i keep on seeing probe and thinking they are 240, but now i can tell them apart a mile a way,

as for rain, i do not fear rain, i love the rain, i cna control the rain, but as for the snow, they own me big time, love the parking lot drifitn, as for driving, **shake head** it hurts just thinking bout it, as a matter of fact i just into anoter car accident due to snow and understeering,, why! why me!

hey is it common for the climate control to light up only certain time and wont turn on most of the time?

and o yea, the gas/fuel empty alert thing never goes on, so im alway paranoid bout fueling my gas, when the stick hit below the empty line, the light still wont go on but the car still keep on running like a dying horse in the desert,,, i love her so much!!! but so much pain and tears in this relationship,,
(love hurts so bad)

 

Loose connection in the harness

 

That was great. I can't stop laughing it's all so true.