Advise to everyone NOT in the military
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Advise to everyone NOT in the military
check out this funny email i got:
Dear Civilians:
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have
many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are
a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the
National anthem... kick their ***.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American
Flag in protest...kick their ***.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the
highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing
otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans
fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten
them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this
Nation great. Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ***.
4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you
used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia
might have been okay if you were still seven, but now it will only
get your *** kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)
5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Sailor/Marine "Sir,"
stand back... a Sailor/Marine will kick their ***.
6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
ignorance deserves an *** kickin' (children are exempt).
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not
blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your *** will be kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get off your ***
and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart and
quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those will earn you
a severe *** kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the
enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Hate her or
else asses will be kicked.
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless
of our party affiliation Our Chain of Command, to include our
Commander in Chief...the President...(for those who didn't know)
is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on what
happens inside those big important buildings where all those
"representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian
representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military
to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to
Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me...stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely kick your ***!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying
"Let's go kill those Commies!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!!
Crystal ***** are not standard issue in the military. That reminds
me...if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers
go kick their ***.
13) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
and Christmas that you enjoy with family and friends please
remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas
wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our
military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without
them, our country would get its *** kicked.
"Before I lay me down to sleep, And fall into a slumber deep, Hear
this little prayer of mine, Hope it gets to you in time, Bless those on
land and sea and air, Who fight for freedom here and there, Send
special blessings from above, Protect them with your shield of love,
Return them safely, we humbly pray, To the Land of the Free, And
the Home of the Brave."
Author
unknown
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have
many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are
a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the
National anthem... kick their ***.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American
Flag in protest...kick their ***.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the
highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing
otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans
fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten
them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this
Nation great. Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ***.
4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you
used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia
might have been okay if you were still seven, but now it will only
get your *** kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)
5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Sailor/Marine "Sir,"
stand back... a Sailor/Marine will kick their ***.
6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
ignorance deserves an *** kickin' (children are exempt).
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not
blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your *** will be kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get off your ***
and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart and
quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those will earn you
a severe *** kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the
enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Hate her or
else asses will be kicked.
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless
of our party affiliation Our Chain of Command, to include our
Commander in Chief...the President...(for those who didn't know)
is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on what
happens inside those big important buildings where all those
"representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian
representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military
to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to
Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me...stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely kick your ***!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying
"Let's go kill those Commies!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!!
Crystal ***** are not standard issue in the military. That reminds
me...if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers
go kick their ***.
13) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
and Christmas that you enjoy with family and friends please
remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas
wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our
military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without
them, our country would get its *** kicked.
"Before I lay me down to sleep, And fall into a slumber deep, Hear
this little prayer of mine, Hope it gets to you in time, Bless those on
land and sea and air, Who fight for freedom here and there, Send
special blessings from above, Protect them with your shield of love,
Return them safely, we humbly pray, To the Land of the Free, And
the Home of the Brave."
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From: VA Beach
I agree with rbboyl. Then again I don't expect most civilians to understand what the military members sacrifice for our country. Its not against the law to be ignorant. That is why people like xriz and I'm with Stupid can have their views and post them where ever they like.
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Originally posted by topless@vabeach
I agree with rbboyl. Then again I don't expect most civilians to understand what the military members sacrifice for our country. Its not against the law to be ignorant. That is why people like xriz and I'm with Stupid can have their views and post them where ever they like.
I agree with rbboyl. Then again I don't expect most civilians to understand what the military members sacrifice for our country. Its not against the law to be ignorant. That is why people like xriz and I'm with Stupid can have their views and post them where ever they like.
