All Jokes All the Time
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 29
From: BC
Originally posted by DriftOrDieTryin
Descartes walks into a café and sits down ready to order. A
waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?"
Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears!
its a philosophy joke haha
Descartes walks into a café and sits down ready to order. A
waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?"
Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears!
its a philosophy joke haha
Does philosophy mean bad?.
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Joined: Aug 2004
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From: summerville S.C.
Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.
it was a hint you wouldnt understand it unles you knew about descartes hea said "i think therefore i am"
it was a hint you wouldnt understand it unles you knew about descartes hea said "i think therefore i am"
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 329
From: So Cal
A few of my favorites from Stupid.com:
1. A guy had been depressed for months, and his friends finally convinced him to see a psychiatrist.
He entered the office, lay on the couch, spilled his guts for an hour. Finally, he waited for the psychiatrist's comments.
The psychiatrist nodded as if understanding him completely. "I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
2. A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
3. Windows 2000 is NOT a virus! Viruses are small and efficient.
1. A guy had been depressed for months, and his friends finally convinced him to see a psychiatrist.
He entered the office, lay on the couch, spilled his guts for an hour. Finally, he waited for the psychiatrist's comments.
The psychiatrist nodded as if understanding him completely. "I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
2. A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
3. Windows 2000 is NOT a virus! Viruses are small and efficient.
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 46
From: nyc
The Wedding Test..
my girl friend and I have been dating for over a year and decided to
get married. our parents helped us in every way and our friends
encouraged us. my girlfriend is a dream,but there was only one thing
bothering me. that one thing was her younger sister. my prospective
sister-in -law was 20 years old, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
tops. she would always bend down when near me and i got many a nice
view of her breast and panties. she only did this near me, i never saw
her do this near anyone else. one day little sister calls and asked me
to come over to check the wedding invitations. she was alone when I
arrived. she whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. she told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
i was in total shock and could not say a word. she said, i'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me. I watched her go up the stairs. when she reached the
top she pulled down her panties and threw them down to me. I stood
there for a moment,then turned and went stright to the front door. I
pened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward
my car. my future father-in-law was standing outside. with tears in
his eyes, he hugged me and said, we are very happy that you passed our
little test. we could not have asked for a better man for our
daughter. welcome to the family. the moral of this story is.... always
keep your condoms in your car.
my girl friend and I have been dating for over a year and decided to
get married. our parents helped us in every way and our friends
encouraged us. my girlfriend is a dream,but there was only one thing
bothering me. that one thing was her younger sister. my prospective
sister-in -law was 20 years old, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
tops. she would always bend down when near me and i got many a nice
view of her breast and panties. she only did this near me, i never saw
her do this near anyone else. one day little sister calls and asked me
to come over to check the wedding invitations. she was alone when I
arrived. she whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. she told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
i was in total shock and could not say a word. she said, i'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me. I watched her go up the stairs. when she reached the
top she pulled down her panties and threw them down to me. I stood
there for a moment,then turned and went stright to the front door. I
pened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward
my car. my future father-in-law was standing outside. with tears in
his eyes, he hugged me and said, we are very happy that you passed our
little test. we could not have asked for a better man for our
daughter. welcome to the family. the moral of this story is.... always
keep your condoms in your car.
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 46
From: nyc
I am going to be a posting *****!!!
LOL!!!
An Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then goes up into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years...I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."
LOL!!!
An Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then goes up into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years...I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."