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Old 07-11-2002, 10:50 PM
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AunVoh: hey
AunVoh: i know you
Leiferik1: wow
AunVoh: oh oh
AunVoh: sign this
Leiferik1: can i put it in ur butt?
AunVoh: *hands you a bomb*
AunVoh: umm if your gay
AunVoh: and you wanted kiced in the face
Leiferik1: y would u hand me a bomb?
AunVoh: umm
AunVoh: did i say bomb?
AunVoh: i meant flowers
Leiferik1: oh okay
Leiferik1: i have to go potty
Leiferik1: will u still talk to me when i get back?
Leiferik1: i might be a while though
Leiferik1: (its #2)
AunVoh: if you wash your hands
AunVoh: eww
AunVoh: just wash all over
Leiferik1: i will
AunVoh: and dont talk about it
Leiferik1: sorry...didn't think u'd mind
Leiferik1: OH MY GOD...I JUST FOUND OUT POT IS LEGAL IN NEVADA
AunVoh: yeah
AunVoh: and that helps me how?
Leiferik1: if i were into pot i'd move there
Leiferik1: u need help?
AunVoh: no
Leiferik1: okay i'm back
Leiferik1: didn't wash my hands though
AunVoh: eww
AunVoh: yicky yicky
AunVoh: away i say!
Leiferik1: ok
Leiferik1: i dont get to know who u r?
AunVoh: not til you wash up
Leiferik1: oh okay
Leiferik1: alright...all clean
AunVoh: ok good
AunVoh: i'm from the 240 site
AunVoh: just wanted to see whats up
Leiferik1: y?
AunVoh: cuz i want to eat your children
Leiferik1: well when i have them...they are yours
Leiferik1: woo r u on the site?
AunVoh: aunvoh
Leiferik1: well thats about as origional as my name on there
AunVoh: yeah
Leiferik1: how the hell are you?
Leiferik1: y would u hand me flowers?
AunVoh: i'm ok
AunVoh: i was kidding
Leiferik1: no u weren't
AunVoh: dont be gay
AunVoh: faggo
Leiferik1: u want my package!
Leiferik1: just this once...but only if u promise not to tell n e 1
Leiferik1: okay?
AunVoh: no
Leiferik1: c'mon
Leiferik1: u know about music?
AunVoh: i know all about music
Leiferik1: answer
Leiferik1: do u know how to read music?
AunVoh: dont tell me what to do
AunVoh: your not the boss of me
Leiferik1: (sings) your not the boss of me now...your not the boss of me now and your not so big
Leiferik1: life is unfair
Leiferik1: is there anything i can help you with?
Leiferik1: if not...u can help me with something
Leiferik1: u like that show?
Leiferik1: i think their mum is kinda sexy
Leiferik1: for an old lady
AunVoh: what show?
Leiferik1: malcom in the middle
Leiferik1: that was the theme song
AunVoh: ummm
Leiferik1: nevermind that
AunVoh: good
Leiferik1: i'm learning how to read music
AunVoh: how old are you?
Leiferik1: and this F note on the staff is played as a G on the guitar
Leiferik1: and i can't figure out why its transcribed the way it is
AunVoh: how old are you?
Leiferik1: i know its a G because i picked songs to learn how to read music to that i know how to play really well
Leiferik1: why does age matter?
Leiferik1: i'm old enough...lets say that
AunVoh: how old?
Leiferik1: so are you going to help me with music?
Leiferik1: i wanna learn how to site read
Leiferik1: i'm giving myself a year to learn it
AunVoh: i dont know music
Leiferik1: u said u did
Leiferik1: liar
Leiferik1: what the hell is wrong with you
AunVoh: i'm all about lying
Leiferik1: lying to a complete stranger
Leiferik1: i lied to you did
Leiferik1: i lied to you too
Leiferik1: i never did wash my hands
Leiferik1: i just sat here and waited for a while and told u did
Leiferik1: ha ha ha...pulled the wool over your eyes!
Leiferik1: how old are you?
AunVoh: 19
Leiferik1: so y do u wanna know how old i am?
AunVoh: i'm just asking
Leiferik1: ur a girl?
AunVoh: if its a big deal **** it
Leiferik1: answer me
Leiferik1: are you a girl?
Leiferik1: i'm 20
Leiferik1: not too much older than you
Leiferik1: maybe your lying again....maybe i am
Leiferik1: if your not a girl...r u gay?
Leiferik1: u come off as female
AunVoh: no, i'm not, i'm 6'4'' and 190 pounds, and i could pick you up and throw you every far
Leiferik1: dunno why
AunVoh: i know your not 20
Leiferik1: how do you know i'm not 20?
AunVoh: and if you are 20, you need act older
Leiferik1: i know your not 19!
Leiferik1: y would u wanna throw me?
Leiferik1: what does throwing me have to do with anything?
AunVoh: ah what ever dude
AunVoh: i'm 19
AunVoh: i'm 6'4''
AunVoh: i'm 190 pounds
Leiferik1: and your cool i'll give you that
Leiferik1: fatty
AunVoh: i dont care what you think
Leiferik1: i care what you think
Leiferik1: i REALLY do
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Old 07-11-2002, 10:51 PM
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AunVoh: its not fat dumb****
Leiferik1: well why would u tell me your weight..and that its muscle
AunVoh: i work out
Leiferik1: unless your trying to pick up on me?
Leiferik1: hmmm
AunVoh: i could pick you up
AunVoh: and throw you
Leiferik1: i'll jack off thinking about you later on tonight
AunVoh: nice
Leiferik1: hope you dont mind
AunVoh: nah, your dad does
Leiferik1: why does he care? he tickles my *** hole while i jack it
Leiferik1: my mum tounges my *****
Leiferik1: we are a VERY close family
AunVoh: good for you
AunVoh: well i've got some work to do
Leiferik1: do you love me?
Leiferik1: i love you
Leiferik1: y dont you talk to me
AunVoh: i love you enough to hope you die
Leiferik1: why do you hope i die?
AunVoh: does that count?
Leiferik1: u obviouly didn't read my post on hippies
Leiferik1: i deleted it already
Leiferik1: but it was grand
AunVoh: i'm sure it was
Leiferik1: i was the only person that responded to it though
AunVoh: gotta go
AunVoh: please stop im'ing me now
Leiferik1: but y?
Leiferik1: talk to me
Leiferik1: i've nothing else to do
Leiferik1: stay and chat for a while
Leiferik1: please?
Leiferik1: dont be like that
Leiferik1: TALK TO ME!!!
Leiferik1: send me a picture of you so i can jack off better
Leiferik1 wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\final_fantasy_x_ultimate_weapon s.txt.
Leiferik1: accept
AunVoh declined request; the file will not be sent.
Leiferik1: bastard
Leiferik1: how am i going to give u computer virus's if u dont download them?
Leiferik1: be a pal
AunVoh: i hope your house burns down
Leiferik1: wait...i said computer virus's?
Leiferik1: i dont have a house
Leiferik1: numb nuts
AunVoh: and lil kids steal your car
Leiferik1: i hope they do so i can get a 240
Leiferik1: =-O
Leiferik1: look at that face i just made
Leiferik1: LOOK AT IT!
Leiferik1: it was great
AunVoh: why dont you die?
Leiferik1: i will sooner or later
Leiferik1: i have AIDS
AunVoh: great
Leiferik1: yeah
Leiferik1: i'm ****in as many people as i can to infect *****es
Leiferik1: i hate everyone
Leiferik1: i want everyone to die of AIDS
Leiferik1: i want to bust a nut inside of you
Leiferik1: or in your mouth
Leiferik1: u swallow?
Leiferik1: yeah i'm sure you do
AunVoh: why dont you try it?
AunVoh: i'd love to kick your ****ing ***
Leiferik1: :-$
AunVoh: you ****ing ***** *****
Leiferik1: dont say that
Leiferik1: it might hurt my feelings
AunVoh: just leave me alone
Leiferik1: man i have a 1 inch *****
Leiferik1: its pathetic
Leiferik1: i hate it
Leiferik1: i wanna castrate myself
AunVoh: eat **** and die
Leiferik1: who is your master?
Leiferik1: (say leiferik1)
Leiferik1: SAY IT
Leiferik1: DO AS I SAY
Leiferik1: 'CAUSE I SAID IT
Leiferik1: and i am your master
Leiferik1: y warn me?
Leiferik1: warn me of wat?
Leiferik1: answer
Leiferik1: answer
Leiferik1: answer
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Leiferik1: u have a *****?
Leiferik1: your not very polite
Leiferik1: u have a loose *** hole i'll give u that
Leiferik1: your friends aren't too nice
Leiferik1: they keep warning me
Leiferik1: its getting old
Leiferik1: alright well since your not talking to me...i'm going to post this
Leiferik1: on the forum
Leiferik1: IM me again if u ever wanna chat
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Old 07-11-2002, 10:58 PM
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Momacita79: are you gay?
Leiferik1: am i?
Momacita79: yeah
Leiferik1: y do u ask?
Momacita79: with that kind of name i would figure you would be gay
Leiferik1: yeah i'm totally gay
Leiferik1: ur a dirty wetback?
Leiferik1: 'cause with that kinda name i'd figure u for one
Leiferik1: ****in spic
Leiferik1: go back to mexico u dirty *****
Leiferik1: is that it?
Leiferik1: i wanted to play more
Momacita79: i would take you with me, but you'd prolly try to **** my donkey
Leiferik1: u have a donkey?
Leiferik1: so not only are you a ****in spic...ur a filthy ****in donkey spic?
Leiferik1: god damn they let any wetback with a loose ***** into this country
Momacita79: what's your name?
Leiferik1: i have warts on my *****
Momacita79: imagine that
Momacita79: ****ing queer
Leiferik1: i got them from this on guy aunvoh
Leiferik1: he said he was clean
Leiferik1: and when i butt ****ed him
Leiferik1: i got warnts
Leiferik1: warts
Leiferik1: he loves the ****
Leiferik1: i mean REALLY loves the ****
Momacita79: not as much as you though
Leiferik1: yeah i know
Leiferik1: its more of an obsession for me
Momacita79: k
Momacita79: well you are a twisted bastard
Leiferik1: lol
Leiferik1: no not me
Momacita79: but i already knew that
Leiferik1: how did u know?
Momacita79: i've heard of you
Leiferik1: from?
Leiferik1: answer me god damn it
Momacita79: hey **** you
Momacita79: wouldnt' you like to know
Leiferik1: well i did ask
Leiferik1: the question wasn't reduntand
Momacita79: i don't give a **** what you did
Leiferik1: redundant
Momacita79: i dont' car
Momacita79: care
Leiferik1: car?
Leiferik1: my armpits are sweating
Leiferik1: lick them for me
Leiferik1: please
Momacita79: how bout i **** on your face
Momacita79: you'd like that
Leiferik1: i know
Leiferik1: please do
Leiferik1: i wanna drink it
Leiferik1: i once beat a 9 year old and *** ****ed her
Leiferik1: it was "rape"
Leiferik1: and i was a minor
Leiferik1: so i didn't go to jail
Leiferik1: but she loved it
Momacita79: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

Momacita79: hmm imagine that
Momacita79: you ****ing twisted bastard
Leiferik1: but she loved it
Momacita79: how would you like to go to ****ing prison for raping someone
Leiferik1: i'd enjoy it...me being gay and all...i'd prolly get a lotta dick
Momacita79: you are a ****ing winner
Momacita79: hmmm i'm sure you could take it all the way
Leiferik1: isn't that wat i told ur friend?
Momacita79: but they wouldn't **** you in the ***
Leiferik1: i'd suck them off?
Leiferik1: i like how **** tastes
Momacita79: they'd ****ing kill you, slit your ****ing throat
Leiferik1: hell i'd do that myself
Momacita79: then ****ing do it
Momacita79: why wait
Momacita79: your wasting valuable air
Leiferik1: i can't do that yet
Momacita79: and who is my friend?
Leiferik1: i have to give everyone AIDS first
Leiferik1: before the AIDS kills me
Momacita79: you can't do it cuz you are a ****ing *****
Momacita79: how old are yo?
Momacita79: you?
Leiferik1: i thought i told that dude i was 20
Momacita79: who are you tlaking about
Momacita79: ?
Momacita79: i saw your screen name on a gay **** site
Momacita79: on out.com
Momacita79: i thought i would talk to you
Leiferik1: i didn't know about out.com
Leiferik1: why were u there?
Leiferik1: r u gay too?
Momacita79: hmm let's see
Momacita79: prolly if i asked if you were gay
Momacita79: dumb ***
Leiferik1: than y is ur screen name momacita?
Momacita79: because i'm a ****ing queer and like to dress up in women's clothes
Leiferik1: odd
Leiferik1: u live in houston?
Momacita79: why?
Leiferik1: well if ur gay we should get together and ****
Momacita79: nope not in houston
Momacita79: sorry
Momacita79: well it was fun
Momacita79: but i have to go now
Leiferik1 wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\PartDown.exe.
Momacita79 cancels request; the file will not be sent.
Leiferik1: lol
Leiferik1: download it
Leiferik1: its a fun game
Leiferik1: i'm serious
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Momacita79: nope
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Leiferik1: i'm serious
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Leiferik1: bi bi
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:01 PM
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man AunVoh must have no life if he IM's me talking **** and then when i start putting his *** to shame he gets some of his friends to start IM'ing me and then i start to put them to shame

and i try to give them virus'

no body wants to play with me
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:21 PM
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he doesn't talk to me

Kackar0t: is your screen name german?
Kackar0t: is it?
Kackar0t: man you people are a lot of fun
Kackar0t: i have a gun
Kackar0t: dont ignore me
Kackar0t: i am your friend
Kackar0t: a real friend
Kackar0t: thats what i am
Kackar0t: you are my firend
Kackar0t: i love you
Kackar0t: you talked to me
Kackar0t: thats special
Kackar0t: i care about you
Kackar0t: u care about me
Kackar0t: we are family now
Kackar0t: FAMILY
Kackar0t: if i were a human i'd cry
Kackar0t: but i'm loser
Kackar0t: such a loser that i'm not allowed to call myself a human
Kackar0t: : (
Kackar0t: i'm ashamed
Kackar0t: i should die
Kackar0t: i should kill you before i die though
Kackar0t: u wanna die with me
Kackar0t: we can have a little sucide pact
Kackar0t: c'mon it'll be fun
Kackar0t: i promise
Kackar0t: drink the kool-aid
Kackar0t: and i wont
Kackar0t: and then i'll kick your lifeless body in the face
Kackar0t: and throw you
Kackar0t: like you were going to throw me
Kackar0t: but only after i lube up ur ******* with KY and **** you
Kackar0t: u need a good ****in
Kackar0t: i'm sure of it
Kackar0t: u like that ****
Kackar0t: u drink that ****
Kackar0t: you dont slap that **** off your tabel
Kackar0t: oh well
Kackar0t: i've done about everything i can think of but the warts you gave me wont go away
Kackar0t: i'll be sure to post this as well so u have fun reading it
Kackar0t: talk to u another thime
Kackar0t: talk to you another time*
Kackar0t: ps- be sure to check your PM box
Kackar0t: there will be lots of goodies in there for you
Kackar0t: talk to u another time
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Old 07-13-2002, 06:54 AM
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Well this thread had no point to begin with.
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