macS13

So I was in a bar last week with my friend Dan and this guy walks up to Dan and asks him if he knows where the bathroom is...... so Dan stabbed him.... um.. yeah...I don't hang out with Dan anymore

ProricanRacer

omg something like that happen too....well not really but I'll tell it anyways.

So I was in the bar and this dude comes up to me all drunk and stuff and said "Hey! I just had sex with your mom!" I just ignored him cause I knew he was drunk but then he started to get in my face and said it louder so the whole bar could hear "HEY! I said I just had sex with your MOM!!!"....so finally I just said...."Go home Dad, you're drunk", that's a freebie...you can have it if you want.

-HyJynX-

at ricans.

at macs13

87camarodan

the first line I saw in that post was

so Dan stabbed him

hehe, I didnt stab nobody yo