that is the greatest story ever..the only thing that would have been better is if it would have caught on fire aqua teen hunger force style...


for those of you that don't know...anytime you throw something on that show it burst into flames..soooo..eat it


do work

 

gotta find someone who can install vbulletin on my website....bleh

 

i'll install something on your site...it won't be vbulletin and you won't like it


i do work *****

 

I'll install something in your mouth



DO WORK SON

 

i have teeth..i will bite it off..and sell it to a joke shop..*****

 

my, i wake up at 12 everyday i don't have school post.

 

my, shoot myself in the face because I have a small wiener and never score with the hot foxes post

 

lawlz.

my, seconds before taking a dump post.

 

this is my girlfriend is ****ing hot post...

yay yay...do work

 

Tripp dude post more pix of your G/F doing "What the ****?" faces.
That makes me lawl lawl.

Were the **** is the warm weather? ****ing winter

 

ok....2008 ****ing rocks

my buddy calls wanting to know if i want to go sleding..im from the south..never done the ****..so im in

we get to the "spot" and i find out that by sleding my buddy meant pull the sled behind a truck..sounds dangerous..but, dangerous is fun...

just so you know..the "spot" is a school parking lot with light poles and medians..

ok..so my buddy brings this chick along right?? she aparenlty wants to show up the boys..says she is going first..she gets on the sled..my other buddy gets out to tape..

we get going..she is doing good..my buddy is being easy..like 10mph and slow turns..then..he decides to kick it up a notch..goes over a few speed bumps..she is still there..

then..this sharp *** left hand turn comes up..he is doing like 22 or so..takes the turn sharp..throws her wide..she ****ing smashes right into the median..flys like 4feet in ther air..launches over the median..lands right on her tailbone..the screaming starts...

..what did i do you may ask yourself??? i did what i normaly do..i ****ing busted out laughing..she said she was "ok" so we droped her off at her house..last i heard..she was in the ER..hahahaahah

and yes..i have it on video..its on my buddys camera..i will post it asap..

go do work ****er


*****edit...this is a true story..and for ruiz and jared..no she wasn't that hot

 

classic

 

**** was probley one of the greatest moments of my life...

...it would have only been better with nudity and hottness..both of her..not of my buddys...****ing perverts...

 

**** school.

that is all.

 

filled up with 93 today. $45 for 14 gallons. ahh, good times.