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Old 11-18-2003, 12:57 PM
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Home Depot vs. Velociraptor

lol, i dont know if this thread has come to this site yet... i just remembered it from a forum that my friend posted it on about 6 months ago but here is how it works...

you are in a death pit with the velociraptor... you have a choice of one item from home depot..

this item cant be plugged into a wall or run on gasoline

enjoy!!! lol feel free to post more than once


heres my choice!!!
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Old 11-18-2003, 02:52 PM
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my woodshop teacher calls em Homo Depot...i agree...they dont know what theyre doin there...Loews all the way!
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Old 11-19-2003, 03:08 PM
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omg i cant beleive you guys... no one finds this funny at all??!!!
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Old 11-19-2003, 03:09 PM
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omg i cant beleive you guys... no one finds this funny at all??!!! dont be so up tight... internet maturity is over rated
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:07 AM
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this is great, I just havent had time to think of what I would use,
first I was thinking of some long handled beating tool, but im guessing a velociraptor is pretty fast,

so Id have to go for one of those little tool sheds, maybe I could hide in it for a little while before it found a way to get in, then I guess I would be screwed
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I got it!
Ok id get a quick cement bag, first id hide or keep on running from it. While im running or hideing ill pour the cement powder out, **** on it (Yes, unless i can bring water)then mix it. Make the raptor walk around it for a lil and throw some at him. He will be stuck after awhile so wo0t. It might work or not, matters on how dumb the raptor is.
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i'd have to agree with the ladder so i can simply climp out of the death pit
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Old 11-25-2003, 05:24 AM
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Re: Home Depot vs. Velociraptor

Originally posted by Jonas
lol, i dont know if this thread has come to this site yet... i just remembered it from a forum that my friend posted it on about 6 months ago but here is how it works...

you are in a death pit with the velociraptor... you have a choice of one item from home depot..

this item cant be plugged into a wall or run on gasoline

enjoy!!! lol feel free to post more than once


heres my choice!!!
Yeah you would die. They jump **** they jump!



See you get a brush and paint yourself the same color as the wall. Fugger wouldn't see you and you just keep shuffling 'till you are out of the store.

Ladder my ***.

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Re: Re: Home Depot vs. Velociraptor

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Yeah you would die. They jump **** they jump!



See you get a brush and paint yourself the same color as the wall. Fugger wouldn't see you and you just keep shuffling 'till you are out of the store.

Ladder my ***.



If i can have another chance..then here it is

Id get 100 gallons of water (if there is a such thing at home depot)Fill the pit with all that water, and swim around. Raptors cant swim so wo0t
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:58 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Home Depot vs. Velociraptor

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If i can have another chance..then here it is

Id get 100 gallons of water (if there is a such thing at home depot)Fill the pit with all that water, and swim around. Raptors cant swim so wo0t
haha good pick but theoretically raptors could float (their bones were hollow since dinos were the ancestors of modern birds. not to mention being as fleet of foot as they were known to be, its body composition was probably light enough to float regardless of hollow bones), and could most likely thrash about in eth water to move in a somewhat coordinated fashion


it is still a good pick though. i think i would go with...



theres better nail guns out there but the one above is electric and cordless, so it meets the electricity/gasoline guideline and theres no cord for me to stumble over while fighting a raptor, haha.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Home Depot vs. Velociraptor

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haha good pick but theoretically raptors could float (their bones were hollow since dinos were the ancestors of modern birds. not to mention being as fleet of foot as they were known to be, its body composition was probably light enough to float regardless of hollow bones), and could most likely thrash about in eth water to move in a somewhat coordinated fashion


it is still a good pick though. i think i would go with...



theres better nail guns out there but the one above is electric and cordless, so it meets the electricity/gasoline guideline and theres no cord for me to stumble over while fighting a raptor, haha.
guess i lose lol
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i'm thinking i'd challenge it from a psychological angle. most of these creatures prey on the fear of their enemies. however, it would have a hard time dealing with someone who would wanna use one of these babies on it:



now where's my "Texas Pete"??
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:40 AM
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Yeah *****. You are both dead.

Raptor can swim and the pit is only 5 feet deep and they are taller than that. They would just run at you. HYJINX SOUP.

clts14.5 you dead too dude. you get that gun. load it. TOO BAD THE BATTERY DON'T HAVE NO CHARGE. I get them at work you gotta charge them overnight for the first time to get them ready to use. hahaahhahaa

Sil40_Mayhem they too big for that bro. You can barely cook a raptor egg in there.

I say the paint camo is the best so far.
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Do they sell guns at home depot lol
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maybe if i used some bricks and cement and made, like, the world's larges bbq pit?
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