How the guy under you will die
#1
How the guy under you will die
saw this on another forum, looked fun.
so the person under me will say how im going to die then the person under him will tell how he is going to die so on...
so the person under me will say how im going to die then the person under him will tell how he is going to die so on...
Last edited by zenkislider; 02-22-2007 at 08:37 PM.
#3
you will be out delivering pizzas one stormy night in your 240 whip, your going to yank the e brake to cut it side ways, but nothing will happen. because an angry civic driver has cut your e brake cable, in envy of your 240. so you go straight off the road in front of an 18 wheeler, but luckily your car is low enough so you fit right under it fast and furious style! But then your car catches on fire, so you shoot your grappling hook to his front seat, and as your trying to climb in he shoots you with a shotgun.
#5
His hemorrhoid will explode causing his death, but in the fury, the butt juice will get in your eyes, blinding you and causing you to walk in front of an taxi, getting splattered on his windshield.
#6
you will be rear ended by a civic that was tryin to catch up to you after you smoked his ***. you hit a light poll and do two complete 360 turns flip five times and land up side down and you cant get out because of your lambo doors you just installed and then your car blows up and you burn to death.
#7
your working on your car in your driveway and bailey pulls up in his poopra! He gets out and hes like o gad! throwin his hands in the air everywhere he says to you"ive been running from jesses sexy *** all day i like the five head now im over her!" you tell him to leave but hes like dude i need to hide. Jesses pulls up slamming on her breaks like that VW beetle that one day shes says"wheres bagel! i know you know where he is! you says get your fat *** out of here and she sits on your face bearing you in here washer boards ridges, as you scream your sell to death she plays a o so sad song on her washer boards....and that was the last any one heard of you.
#14
one day you were chilin at home and then the door bell rings and it racheal and so she comes in and says she wants to hang out with just you tonight. so yall go upstairs and yall play a little wii before yall go out then all of a sudden you here someone screaming out side and you peak out teh window to see what it is and what you thought was a monster was actually jesse standin at your front door so you try to hide but then she breaks down your door and comes runin inside with nothing but a bikini on and comes running after you and you kill yourself before the ruffles can get you.