TheDumpTYPE-R

What do you all do to make a fart as loud as possible. What things do you fart on to make it really loud? I personally like to fart on wood. I hold myself down as hard as possible. Than i fart as loud and as fast as possible. Whats your srategy?

l3ooherS14

Ask Snickers, shes a master of the fart.

Steps To a good Fart:

Step 1: Eat Something
Step 2: Eat beans
Step 3: Eat Tacos
Step 4: Eat Rice
Step 5: Top it off with some popcorn to soften things up
note: (do all this while not pooping)
Step 6: Get to Farting
Step 7: Stop Reading these stupid *** posts
Step 8: So you have Farted! Good for you. And if your lucky you didnt **** all over your self. If you did then it may be the time to ****.

2fast4y0u

SAD!

l3ooherS14

Dude! Farting is the way you can stick it to the man. If people didnt fart where would america be today? A world with out farts is a world i wouldnt want to live in.

2fast4y0u

LOL! thats great

TheDumpTYPE-R

If you don't fart than you'll blow up.

2fast4y0u

this is true this is true sadly enough

l3ooherS14

You know you fart. So be proud of that smelly **** that comes out of your ***!! Rofl!

TheDumpTYPE-R

Yeah really. I think i've adapted myself to this kind of stuff. I mean my friends fart and wipe boogers all over desks. I guess i find this stuff normal.

2fast4y0u

im not saying i dont do it im just sayin thats a sad topic for a thread... LOL

l3ooherS14

Its something common. Boogers you say....

TheDumpTYPE-R

Yeah my friend "Charley" does it all the time.

l3ooherS14

What els did Charley do?

TheDumpTYPE-R

alot of stuff i won't speak of.

S14Dude

squeeze it really hard out of my *** and hold my butthole tight


now THAT is how you make a loud fart.