Lots of obsenities
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Lots of obsenities
I was on my way to get some new strings at a local shop. Pulled into the middle lane used for making turns. I'm about to turn left into the shops parking lot when a Landcruiser comes out of the parking lot and is about to turn right to head out. This is one of those entrance access that is on a hill, so when you are pulling into it, you can't really see it. (Now what I mean?) I figure that this entrance can accommodate two vehicles at once. So I pull in, come over the hill and realize that this entrance is for a single car only!!!!
I'm already in the grass! I look left, Landcruiser is still there. I look right, big *** ditch about 3 feet deep. The only option that I had was to go left and come behind the Landcruiser and risk going over a curb instead of plowing into a ditch! 
Of course the curb made a lovely noise as it passes under my car, and about that time I yell out enough obsenities to make a drunk irishman proud! I checked under the car, no damage whatsoever
! The great thing is when I come out of the store a lowered eclipse with some gold lowrider rims does the same exact thing I did with a different outcome!! Thank god my car isnt lowered......yet!
I'm already in the grass! I look left, Landcruiser is still there. I look right, big *** ditch about 3 feet deep. The only option that I had was to go left and come behind the Landcruiser and risk going over a curb instead of plowing into a ditch! Of course the curb made a lovely noise as it passes under my car, and about that time I yell out enough obsenities to make a drunk irishman proud! I checked under the car, no damage whatsoever
! The great thing is when I come out of the store a lowered eclipse with some gold lowrider rims does the same exact thing I did with a different outcome!! Thank god my car isnt lowered......yet!
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I have a curb story! hahaha, its quite funny. so my friend bet me that I couldnt get this chicks number at this place, so I drove up and got her number, won the bet.
so it was dark at the time and when I drove out of the place, I THOUGHT I saw the nice sloped part onto the street... nope. just drove right off the curb right in front of this girl, could have sworn I felt the frame rails drag a bit. ugh. furious by this, I canned it and smoked the tires off the curb and onto the street. needless to say, she didnt return my call. ahh what fun though.
I have a curb story! hahaha, its quite funny. so my friend bet me that I couldnt get this chicks number at this place, so I drove up and got her number, won the bet.
so it was dark at the time and when I drove out of the place, I THOUGHT I saw the nice sloped part onto the street... nope. just drove right off the curb right in front of this girl, could have sworn I felt the frame rails drag a bit. ugh. furious by this, I canned it and smoked the tires off the curb and onto the street. needless to say, she didnt return my call. ahh what fun though.
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Quote Originally posted by s13 240:
I was expecting to come into this thread and see.... **** **** damn ***** *** mother****ing ***** *** ***** *** **** sucking dick blowing bastard *** piece of ****
Nice s13 240, very nice That is exactly what I was expecting
I was expecting to come into this thread and see.... **** **** damn ***** *** mother****ing ***** *** ***** *** **** sucking dick blowing bastard *** piece of ****
Nice s13 240, very nice
That is exactly what I was expecting
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