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Old Feb 25, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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so i says to mabel i says

hi guys/ladies!
i am bored as hell at work at this time....need stimulation....entertainment......what's everyone up to today? this forum seems to be moving so slowly at the moment........
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 09:50 AM
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Re: so i says to mabel i says

Originally posted by Fette
hi guys/ladies!
i am bored as hell at work at this time....need stimulation....entertainment......what's everyone up to today? this forum seems to be moving so slowly at the moment........
huh-huh...huh-huh... she said stimulation....
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 09:53 AM
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yeah...huh huh huh.......huh huh huh....then i said up.....huh huh huh....huh huh huh huh huh huh.......huh huh huh
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 09:54 AM
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this site is only live when they tryin to get us out lol, oh no .net is down again noooo
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 10:01 AM
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Try becoming a member of off-topic.net. Don't they have a shyt-load of members?
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 10:06 AM
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i'm bored too! woo hoo! damnit...this sucks ***!!
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 10:10 AM
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now i am going to lunch.....will be back. don't leave me all alone!
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 10:13 AM
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i'm not goin anywhere i'm off today, and i got **** to do
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 10:15 AM
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i wish i didn't have **** to do....why is it that these asses bleep out **** but not ****?


never mind...they do lol
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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so i says to mabel i says, "mabel! get your no good, cheatin, dog ****in a$s over here and suck my *****" and then she has the gawl to tell me no! so i took my belt off and proceeded to bound her arms together and then used my shirtsleeves to tie her legs together...after that it was all downhill...i busted out my utility knife and removed her clothing...then i took out my razor and shaved her head....so as she lay there, ashamed, naked, bald...she, ever so gently, began to weap....delighted at having broken this poor girls spirt and unable to contain my laughter i exploded

and wen i say exploded i blew my load

and then my ***** fell off
then my *****
and then a midget came and pulled my pubic hair out with his teeth

and as i sat there on the edge of the bed i wondered about all the people across the world that were banging eachother right at that moment in time, and i was happy

the end!
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 11:59 AM
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Old Feb 25, 2002 | 12:00 PM
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Old Feb 25, 2002 | 12:03 PM
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i LOVE that cat pic. LOVE it.
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by kackarot
so i says to mabel i says, "mabel! get your no good, cheatin, dog ****in a$s over here and suck my *****" and then she has the gawl to tell me no! so i took my belt off and proceeded to bound her arms together and then used my shirtsleeves to tie her legs together...after that it was all downhill...i busted out my utility knife and removed her clothing...then i took out my razor and shaved her head....so as she lay there, ashamed, naked, bald...she, ever so gently, began to weap....delighted at having broken this poor girls spirt and unable to contain my laughter i exploded

and wen i say exploded i blew my load

and then my ***** fell off
then my *****
and then a midget came and pulled my pubic hair out with his teeth

and as i sat there on the edge of the bed i wondered about all the people across the world that were banging eachother right at that moment in time, and i was happy

the end!

that suggests psychological problems
Old Feb 25, 2002 | 12:09 PM
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maybe you should be committed.

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