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Old 05-17-2009, 03:02 AM
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Text messages gone bad

Quite hilarious...

Examples:

(612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food

(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.

Hahahaha
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:05 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I'm gonna have to read through these now . . .DAMNIT DONNIE, as if I didn't have enough to do already.
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:36 PM
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after reading a few, i feel a lot better about some recent misfortunes of my own.
some of those text messages are just too weird though.

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