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Old 02-22-2009, 10:10 PM
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You laugh, You lose

Just like a thread off of VAdriven.com

Post up funny pics, link, jokes, whatever. You laugh, you lose.







edit: the racial one.. just a joke. remember that.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:16 PM
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Dude, you think anyone here really gets offended by that stuff? We are all brothers here. HAHA.

Why was there a gerbil on the mouse?? HAHA.
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:19 AM
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:39 AM
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:22 AM
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



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Old 02-23-2009, 06:33 PM
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What do I get for winning?
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:39 PM
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im game. i have a **** load in my external hard drive. gotta look through it later.


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Old 02-23-2009, 08:12 PM
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That one got me.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:33 PM
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This one got me big time
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:27 PM
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I've seen all these before, none of them got me.
and Bumnah, looks like we don't have to worry about what you get if you win
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:31 PM
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2 Nights in a Row
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.
I think this will get a few of ya

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Old 02-23-2009, 09:34 PM
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I have seen that before but its fuc king awesome.
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id hit the one in the middle
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:29 AM
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