well my soon to be x wife needs to get hit by a dump truck. I don't get it, I have a good job make about 65-80K a year and love her to death. What does she do? She cheats on me with a drug dealer and then moves in with him. She can rot in hell for all i care.

 

Ex's from hell.

Great movie idea lol

 

yeah I'd love to go on a date with my ex up to GMR at night in her car.


...anyone wanna pick me up after? ROFL

 

Just wrong haha!

 

You're right...






























... that would be a waste of a good car.

 

Just drop her off then, lol. Don't give a her flashlight on purpose.

 

So harsh. Surprised no one wanted to chop her ***** off..

 

You don't wanna mutilate her, lol.

 

...so you approve that I drop her off the side?

there isn't enough to cut.

 

^oh man..thats wrong! There is nothing wrong with being flat chested even though im not..But still! thats not the point. We dont make fun of you for having small penises.

 

I need to touge on them hills mang!!!

 

Since when girls havent made fun of guys w/ small peters?

 

doesnt matter to me if its flat land or runnin thru hills...as long as there is action....it can be salt bed flat out speed action....or runnin the touge using mad technique....its all good....its all about the action. LoL

 

well I got big fat one ROFL so it doesn't matter ahahaha

speaking of flat girls, well - at least have some "bump" and it's cool with me (and I don't mean a set of speakers in your car)... legs are more important - the longer the better... chest is like bonus points LOL

 

btw currently eating 3 double doubles, hold the onions. kay.