I've seen it before. In junior high our cafeteria had a seperate section outside to eat, so we're just sitting there, this bird is sitting on the wall and all of a sudden this other bird flies in, gets her from behind, holds on for dear life and starts flapping away. About a minute later he flies off after getting a piece of ***. Pretty crazy shit

 

What about a sloth?

 

I've seen 2 birds do that...I thought they were just fighting or something lol. This did happen when I was a kid

 

thats a whole other story, that I don't even wanna begin to think about

 

Man, why does that matter? All that matters is how we do it, lol.

 

You need a girlfriend to teach you this stuff

 

Or watch the discovery channel

 

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

 

SHABLAM!!

 

Gettin horny now!

 

You damn horn dogs
I've seen 2 ducks screw one time...it was in a pond and the duck just got on top started pumping and it was like he was drowning the one on the bottom..i stopped and watched for 5 mins after 8 hours of work..it was hilarious..

 

 

I got bit...umm...i guess ducks dont have teeth...well I guess i got billed by a duck once when I was little...trying to feed the little feathery bastard bread and he tried to take off my damn hand

 

LMAO,Has anyone seen a monster/ghost/ufo/or whatever ?

 

One time like three years ago, me and my cousin decided to walk to the local mini mart, Turkey Hill, about twenty minutes from my house, to get some drinks and junkfood. On the way back from the store, we're walking and we see what we thought was a plane flying in the air, all you could see was the lights, but then it stopped dead. It sat for a few seconds and then flew back the way it came. We we're like "holy ****, planes can't stop and go backwards in the air", we then proceeded to sprint the rest of the way home because it was some crazy ****