W3|2D 2 UR MaMA

 

Aw, Sheet dawg, sheet dawg! Im da mastah aint no one fastah. I smack yo momas azz all da way home, boyeez. All der gurlz scweam an take de shirtz off n junk. Woo wooo!

Yeah, never again.

 

i <3 pudding

 

I <3 pooping.

 

Why are school buses yellow instead of lime green. HMMMMM i wonder

 

heres a deep thought iv been pondering.


what do blind people dream about?

 

What I'm thinking is.....people that are mute have it somewhat good. They can't ever think out loud.

 

rawr.

 

my boss gave me off today so i decided to go for a ride..

i ended up in BFE. where the driveways are pavedwith dirt and the girls dont shave there legs.

so im lookin at used dealerships seein if i can find anything

i found a 89 s13 for $900 120 k front pass. fender damage and thats it

if your lookin for a rare tuner car i sugeast goin to the middle of nowhere where noone looks lol

im prolly buying it this weekend

 

hawt

 

im still waiting to do the whold 2 gay 2 curious thing and find an r34

 

Bubba the closet village is 30 miles and unless you can flip over and walk on your hands, I don't think you gonna make it.

 

wtf?....

 

Im sorry, but dancing is one of the most stupidest things a person can do.

 

hmm.... yet another white boy w/no rhythm!?! Just kidding Jake~