50 first dates?

 

lol i heard a good quotable phrase at work today.

we were cruising down the street to lunch, and saw a hot chick wearing a tube top and she had a tattoo on her lower back. This one guy with us pops out with "follow the ink to the stink and you'll be alright" lolz

 

"There's something out there, and it aint no man."

 

Predator?

 

DONT CARE! lolz. im just cranky cuz i gotta sh*t

 

Yup. Good movie.

"So your saying theres a chance.....YESSSS!!! Im readin yah"

 

Yes I got One! That quote has something to do wit females.....

 

i farted.

 

I tooted......

 

Go take 5. And make this face---->

 

Pinch it off!!!......but not too late, or it will never come out!

 

Pinch a turd or a fart?

 

You cut the turd in half when your in a hury.....Get It! If you do it too late you have this little piece that refuses too come out no matter how hard you push.....

 

Dude that was soooOOoo tmi!! You could have just said turd. But seriously, go on poop forums for that.

 

Lol ive been there before...