no no no lol. Its gatta be here where the original started. This is its home

 

maybe after we hit 50 pages?

 

50 pages will come in no time

 

and so will my 900th post, woot woot

 

haha go S13, ur klose to 1k

 

oh yeah.. 584th post.. woot woot

 

i have forever b4 i get to 1k...

back to the jackass subject...i saw this little kid in bi-lo today, he was "drifting" his moms buggy that was half full and he fliiped it over groceries went every where....it was way too funny...

oh...i almost forgot..this one was about 2 months ago

ok, my high school is right next to bi-lo,ok, well my agriculture class walked over there to look at meat products and things regarding pigs...well anyway...i got some of that Black Magic tire wet stuff, and sprayed it ALL over one part of a isle...then we figured out that it makes the floor VERY SLIPPERY...so me and my friends started sliding on the floor ust to have fun...and we saw a dork in our class walking toward us...so my friend ran all the way around the other isle to get behind the dork kid...so he started talking and being friendly to him...and when they dork kid stepped on the black magic...will (my friend) pushed the boy...amazingly he didnt fall...well my friend walked back to the black magic spot and pretended to fall...then he got a little loose and started knocking things off the shelf and we all started laughing our asses off...then all of a sudden BOOM his *** went face first onto the ground...there were like 4 other people on the isle...they were freaking out, they were like, Are you ok...and the rest of them were laughing there asses off...then we got a buggy and drifted one into the shelves that had light bulbs on it...i bet there all blowed...

next time you go to a place that sells black magic tire wet...spray some on the floor and get a running start and slide across the floor...you go like 15 feet...its very fun if you have good balance

 

WOW...i typed all that...please read it...i didnt waist my time did i its pretty funny

 

nyahaha that is purdy funny

 

okay.. i gots another one.. i was at this one club down here in san diego.. there was this hott *** chick in front of me.. i was turned to talk to some of my friends.. i herd a fart from behind me.. i turned around and i saw her.. i gave her this funny look like WTF?! she turned around and saw me looking at her.. she said.. 'ohh.. just kidding..'

how the feces do you pull off 'just kidding' after farting?!!

my frends looked at me and started laughing hardcore..
i was jes standing there like.. 'just kidding??'

 

Plus if it was moved to off topic it wouldn't add to your post count

 

LMAO at all those stories ahhaha, but cocoy's is hilarious haha.

And S13..your are right on that lol, didnt think of that.

 

blah

 

*****

 

Dude, they are all ******, get Rainy in here and you'll see why their post count is like 400, 000, 000, especially Hyjnx! Maybe i'm just jealous, heh

I wanna see if I can rename this thread to the ***** thread, lol. j/k

Dr.