mine:

v. 1

crack in radiator
oil burning
bad gas milage /
tune-up needed (spark plugs?)
smoke when cold (if reved high)
bad electronics
cd player doesnt work..

adding..
purple buble tint
t-boy and billy bob homemade paint job
it eats anything liquid (oil, antifreeze, gas, tranny fluid (a lil'))
fonky fender
weird idle! (alot of people have that, mine may be the plugs)

beat that.

 

Mine won't start.


I win

 

weird Idle
tie rod bushings
bad steering
only 2 working speakers
and no SR20DET on engine bay

 

REALLY sh!tty paint
leak in my trunk
BAD weather stripping
crappy bumper
bent passenger tie rod
blown driver side tie rod bushing
slippery steering wheel
rear defroster doesn't work
broken drivers seat
fan won't turn on
crappy radiator
rusted exhaust (from my brand new Trust downpipe back )
and a naked girl on my window, well I like it, but some people say it's just plain "wrong".

 

No engine.
The spare tire well is full of water from a leaking piece of weather stripping.
Needs paint.
Interior needs cleaned and the seats redone.
No stereo or speakers.
All that and it's now covered in bird **** from sitting in my driveway.

Do i win?

 

they stole my 240....and left a civic in its place :lol

i win

 

Some old guy hit my 240 and smashed in my rear quarter panel

 

hmmm....where to start?

funky idle
bad t/c rod bushings
huge dent on pass. rear 1/4 panel
blown rear struts
slight backfire
broken antenna
worn clutch
and some other stuff...too tired to remember

I still love her though

 

...A LOT

 

hmm..
faded paint on top, left rear, rear bumper
mad key marks.. fawken honda owners..
really cool bubble effect tint
89-91 supra spoiler..
(i dunno what the guy i bought it from was doen..)
hubcaps
dimples here and there
paint chipping/peeling on most corners
rust under paint (near sunroof)
broken front passenger headlight
faded/cracked front driverside cornerlight
bad starter
slipping clutch
kinda hard sometimes to put in 1st gear
and that damn 'AAA' sticker on the back i can never get off!
FAWK YOU 'AAA' AND YOUR SO-CALLED 24/HR ROAD SERVICE!!

 

oki for reals tho...

i got 1 big dent from a run in with a stupid hit and run civic on my right front fender

a broken antenna

3 of my 4 side marker lights are broken or missing

my car doesn't like to go into reverse every so often

i got my radio stolen the day i got my car

my car needs a new engine

and i need new wires

other then that i get great milage!!

oh wait did i tell you i drive to Vegas every month and i have NO AC!!!!! shoot me already

 

Uhh

JUST THIS WEEK had radiator, radiator cap, water pump, thermostat replaced, Ugh

Other than that,
Tie Rod Ends leaking
TC Rods Tearing
Rear Bushings starting to go bad.
Bumper paint is faded away.

That is all.

DrNoVaScotia

 

I drive a Ford. I win.

 

hah! got u beat. i drive a crapalier. i win.

 

Well, I have purple, bubbly tint
Ripped off spoiler
broken antenna
broken HICAS system
axle boot gone
tierods gone
faded paint in front, fender, and 1 headlight
paint chips everywhere
leaking sunroof
dents in rear quarter panel
bondo and rust mixed nicely together in rear quarterpanel
dings along both doors
speedometer messes up in morning and night time only?!?!?!
gas gauge is messed up between half a tank and a quarter of a tank
smokes on start up
smokes when idling
bad gas mileage
smells like *** in the back from spilt gear oil from an SR20 tranny
clutch has about a week left on it
valve cover leaks
eats oil like a full course meal
tranny grinds everygear
starter sounds like a windup toy
broken 3rd light (like ill need it anyways)

The list would continue but then I would have to write a book.