I work at Oshmans and there is a stupid co-worker I have to deal with every day.

He drives a Hyundai (i think accent), it is the mother of all grocery getters. He swear up and down he can take my 1995 manual 240.

His Hyundai is completely stocked standard with no tacometer

I want everyone to know how much of an idiot he is.



"Hey Michael (thats me by the way) where do you think i should buy my cold air intake; Autozone or Orelley's.

He also told me he saw a N/A hyundai beet a dodge viper. I told him no way. He said the hundai was TURBO CHARGED, so I then explained to him what N/A means. I hate my job

 

yea that guy is pretty stupid...did you slap him?

 

yes, a ***** slapping is in order. I give you permission

 

O, i am gonna slap him. Turn his cheeks the same collor as his car:CHERRY RED

 

Teach him about cars...take the import magazine out of his hand

 

do this: tell him to IMMEDIATELY see a leading neurosurgen and have that Uncle Ben's tumor removed from his frontal lobe. only afterwards, will u be able to properly introduce him to tuning concepts.

 

I am pretty sure he thinks Fast and the Furious is a manual to driving.

 

just as bad as people thinking really old civics are fast.

Hyundai ≠ good moddified car.

 

But... but N/A Hyundai's DO BEAT DODGE VIPERS....









...to the junkyard. Except for that one red one in the High Octane DVD

 

I feel your pian amp. I have a friend thats just like that.

 

Damn that is pretty wrong i think thats in the rule book that
Rule 249: If you drive a Hyundai you dont have permission to talk smack
WHOA HE IS A KOOL DUDE WILL HE BE MY FRIEND