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03-03-2003, 04:26 PM
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I laughed so I hard. 
03-03-2003, 04:35 PM
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have some more fun my friend
go to www.ready.gov and make your own.
If somebody farts, tightly clench your throat, lay on the ground, and stop breathing.
Do not breed fish and birds
If your depressed, take an immediate overdose of pills.
Kill George Bush and casually walk out your nearest exit
Wash hands immediately after masturbation
Save yourself and nobody else, let them burn.
Parents rape little children
If a spray can picks a fight by spraying you, be a man and walk away.
You must stand by radiation for 5:12
Warning if pushing doesnt help then try turning the **** and pulling
Please do not toke up here
Inhale deeply, ahhhh now relax. Do you feel better now?
Wash your hands before using your looser designated telephone
Warning radiation will cause your faces to fall off leaving you uncapable of having oral sex
Behind this door lies infinite wisdom, backdraft
Warning there are radioactive containers in the fall out shelter
These pills are guarnteed to enhance sexual performance
After killing someone wash your hands, call the police, and say it wasn't me.
If rolling at a club/rave.......
.......drink a lot of water.
Location of all radio-active matterials.
If driving an FF, pull the handbrake and pretend to drift.
Retards in the area
Always pick your nose
Get your free lethal injection here
What you look like after you get shot up by a brotha
Doctors like to molest knocked out patients
You, if you come near my girlfreind
Your mentally unstable so go kill people and/or yourself
Push people down the stairs
Osama Bin Laden may be lurking in the area
Your child has a tail, get an abortion
"ATTENTION: DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID! I REPEAT..."
its not polite to burn your little sisters doll house.
check for people having sex before entering room.
Even the Lone Ranger cries sometimes.
Welcome to Mutantville, Texas.
"the hottest place on earth"
"stop blowing that ****ing whistle!"
Instant family portrait, just add faces!
Look for your contact lens before the rain.
Complete Terrorist Kit now $19.95
Always remember to bring a flashlight when spending the night in a rockpile
in case of the world ending; consult the internet on how to suck yourself off for the last time.
lets give a big round of applause to red eye! yay!!!!
after careful contemplation a decision was made to spray the biohazardous material onto his crotch.
"look *****, im washing my hands of you. Call someone who cares."
Basically, youre ****ed.
flaming will occur.
n00bz should exit the thread as quickly as possible.
its getting hot in here, you may not enter without taking off all your clothes
"GOD STRIKES DOWN UPON THEE FOR LOOKING AT ****"
In case of an emergency find the nearest boombox, and begin brakedancing. DO NOT stop until you need to use the restroom
It is common for a child to cry after being violated. Just wash the blood away and the guilt will pass.
Stand up to those filecabinets. They have pushed you around long enough
In a Nuclear Fallout, if Radiation Come knocking on the door . DO NOT answer it.
Aparently, during a radiation attack, one my ponder why all the fish and birds are being sucked into the spiraling vortex........hrmmmmmmmmmm
radiation may attack you through your radio
if you're slim enough, try to escape through the crack in the door
During an attack, cheap criminals will steal these:
You Can use T-Shirts to become part of the Broke *** Ninja Crew.
While Playing Hide and go Seek in the Debris
Use a Flash Light to make Shadow Puppets
Be sure you have a phone with one button that has a giant "L" on it.
If you open this door, I will slap you.
Godzilla!
Don't let your hero be Left Eye from TLC
Follow these Directions to sucessfully Survive your First *** Raping by Newly made radiation Mutants
incase of a cloud attack, drop to the doggy position. The only thing that makes clouds go away is **** sex
n cases where you MUST resort to cannibalism, I recommend starting with the lungs and stomach
Please keep retards away from open windows
warning when exposed to radiation, 8 track players can produce sound without the help of speakers
Incase of an explosion behind you while driving, throw the car in reverse, head toward the explosion and start swerving like a maniac.
If you pass out Doctors MAY take advantage of you.
If a brotha hollas, please holla back.
In case of an attack, Messican gang members will fold your laundry.
Some chemical attacks will cause you to grow to abnormal size, making it difficult to enter human-size buildings. Remain calm.
If your bumper car should come attached from its power cord, do not worry.
Your parents are getting divorced and it's all your fault.
go to www.ready.gov and make your own.
If somebody farts, tightly clench your throat, lay on the ground, and stop breathing.
Do not breed fish and birds
If your depressed, take an immediate overdose of pills.
Kill George Bush and casually walk out your nearest exit
Wash hands immediately after masturbation
Save yourself and nobody else, let them burn.
Parents rape little children
If a spray can picks a fight by spraying you, be a man and walk away.
You must stand by radiation for 5:12
Warning if pushing doesnt help then try turning the **** and pulling
Please do not toke up here
Inhale deeply, ahhhh now relax. Do you feel better now?
Wash your hands before using your looser designated telephone
Warning radiation will cause your faces to fall off leaving you uncapable of having oral sex
Behind this door lies infinite wisdom, backdraft
Warning there are radioactive containers in the fall out shelter
These pills are guarnteed to enhance sexual performance
After killing someone wash your hands, call the police, and say it wasn't me.
If rolling at a club/rave.......
.......drink a lot of water.
Location of all radio-active matterials.
If driving an FF, pull the handbrake and pretend to drift.
Retards in the area
Always pick your nose
Get your free lethal injection here
What you look like after you get shot up by a brotha
Doctors like to molest knocked out patients
You, if you come near my girlfreind
Your mentally unstable so go kill people and/or yourself
Push people down the stairs
Osama Bin Laden may be lurking in the area
Your child has a tail, get an abortion
"ATTENTION: DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID! I REPEAT..."
its not polite to burn your little sisters doll house.
check for people having sex before entering room.
Even the Lone Ranger cries sometimes.
Welcome to Mutantville, Texas.
"the hottest place on earth"
"stop blowing that ****ing whistle!"
Instant family portrait, just add faces!
Look for your contact lens before the rain.
Complete Terrorist Kit now $19.95
Always remember to bring a flashlight when spending the night in a rockpile
in case of the world ending; consult the internet on how to suck yourself off for the last time.
lets give a big round of applause to red eye! yay!!!!
after careful contemplation a decision was made to spray the biohazardous material onto his crotch.
"look *****, im washing my hands of you. Call someone who cares."
Basically, youre ****ed.
flaming will occur.
n00bz should exit the thread as quickly as possible.
its getting hot in here, you may not enter without taking off all your clothes
"GOD STRIKES DOWN UPON THEE FOR LOOKING AT ****"
In case of an emergency find the nearest boombox, and begin brakedancing. DO NOT stop until you need to use the restroom
It is common for a child to cry after being violated. Just wash the blood away and the guilt will pass.
Stand up to those filecabinets. They have pushed you around long enough
In a Nuclear Fallout, if Radiation Come knocking on the door . DO NOT answer it.
Aparently, during a radiation attack, one my ponder why all the fish and birds are being sucked into the spiraling vortex........hrmmmmmmmmmm
radiation may attack you through your radio
if you're slim enough, try to escape through the crack in the door
During an attack, cheap criminals will steal these:
You Can use T-Shirts to become part of the Broke *** Ninja Crew.
While Playing Hide and go Seek in the DebrisUse a Flash Light to make Shadow Puppets
Be sure you have a phone with one button that has a giant "L" on it.
If you open this door, I will slap you.
Godzilla!
Don't let your hero be Left Eye from TLC
Follow these Directions to sucessfully Survive your First *** Raping by Newly made radiation Mutants
incase of a cloud attack, drop to the doggy position. The only thing that makes clouds go away is **** sex
n cases where you MUST resort to cannibalism, I recommend starting with the lungs and stomach
Please keep retards away from open windows
warning when exposed to radiation, 8 track players can produce sound without the help of speakers
Incase of an explosion behind you while driving, throw the car in reverse, head toward the explosion and start swerving like a maniac.
If you pass out Doctors MAY take advantage of you.
If a brotha hollas, please holla back.
In case of an attack, Messican gang members will fold your laundry.
Some chemical attacks will cause you to grow to abnormal size, making it difficult to enter human-size buildings. Remain calm.
If your bumper car should come attached from its power cord, do not worry.
Your parents are getting divorced and it's all your fault.
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