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Old Oct 6, 2003 | 06:12 PM
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Chinese Proverbs (VERY FUNNY)

1. Chinese Proverbs

Virginity Like Bubble one *****, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, Man with four ***** cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but Next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, War determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like Hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Old Oct 6, 2003 | 06:54 PM
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Old Oct 6, 2003 | 07:02 PM
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holy begeberz

i laughed so hard my eyes watered

my fave

man who walks with had in pocket feel cocky all day
Old Oct 6, 2003 | 07:22 PM
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there is no emoticon for what im feeling...
Old Oct 7, 2003 | 07:20 AM
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0mg!! hilarious!
Old Oct 8, 2003 | 01:23 AM
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damn those are hillarious!!!
Old Oct 8, 2003 | 10:22 AM
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is okay
Old Oct 21, 2003 | 03:47 AM
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hahaha!! WTF?!!
Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:20 PM
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that is some funny stuff guy.....if you have more please post~!!
Old Oct 24, 2003 | 07:27 AM
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i'm pretty sure "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night." wasn't in my last fortune cookie, maybe it'll be in my next one, lol.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



Yes definetely Epic!
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