This may be the stupidest thing ever
08-02-2005, 08:21 PM
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This may be the stupidest thing ever
This guy always im's me so thought id have some fun with him. Didnt think it would last this long but here:
yodajedimaster79: hey
l3ooherS14: teh buttsex?
yodajedimaster79: wtf
l3ooherS14: oh dude
l3ooherS14: was that in your ear?
yodajedimaster79: nothing
l3ooherS14: yeah, over the hills
yodajedimaster79: earring
l3ooherS14: i asked ringo star and he said no
yodajedimaster79: what dude what you been smoken?
l3ooherS14: mmm, a lot of sex stuff
yodajedimaster79: um o-k
l3ooherS14: dude!
l3ooherS14: did you hear?
yodajedimaster79: what are you on
yodajedimaster79: ?
l3ooherS14: well...
l3ooherS14: yester year said he wanted a half a dozen
yodajedimaster79: crackhead
l3ooherS14: just take deep breaths
yodajedimaster79: get off of the blow
l3ooherS14: Johnny depp?
yodajedimaster79: charlie and the chocolite factory
l3ooherS14: bleeding out the *** the other day half past twelve at the party
yodajedimaster79: wtf
l3ooherS14: komodo dragon\
yodajedimaster79: what does that got to to with anything?
yodajedimaster79: to do^
l3ooherS14: everything!
yodajedimaster79: ;pijkoihjilo
yodajedimaster79: jello
yodajedimaster79: eat
l3ooherS14: alabaster said he didnt like black people so i would lay off
yodajedimaster79: bill cosby said it best
l3ooherS14: he shot is wife in the eye after birthing the afterbirth of another komodo dragon
yodajedimaster79: wtf
yodajedimaster79: are you high
yodajedimaster79: ?
l3ooherS14: or are you talking about the triple antibiotic ointment?
yodajedimaster79: what does komodo dragon hakhyguihjikhkj
yodajedimaster79: ^have to do with anything?
l3ooherS14: it lives on the island of komodo in Indonesia and swim and has bacteria in its mouth
l3ooherS14: one ate my little brother
yodajedimaster79: no kidding but how did this subject come about and as far as i know you dont got a little brother
yodajedimaster79: ?
yodajedimaster79: lets die
l3ooherS14: i dont any more
l3ooherS14: he was just installing a lava lamp in his radio flyer
yodajedimaster79: too bad
l3ooherS14: when i flew out of the sky and raped him
l3ooherS14: then finished him off
l3ooherS14: it was on the first survivor
yodajedimaster79: so you did have a brother i never know that as far as i knew you had a sister
l3ooherS14: the one with the fat gay guy
l3ooherS14: well, we dont any more
l3ooherS14: [got eaten]
l3ooherS14: it happens
yodajedimaster79: yeh i saaaw that one
yodajedimaster79: what was his name
yodajedimaster79: in case your wonderi
l3ooherS14: did you see that other village person from the other tv movie in the basement?
yodajedimaster79: in case your wondering my cousin is typeing
l3ooherS14: oh, he called him Alabaster
yodajedimaster79: yeah.i saw it
l3ooherS14: did he get shot down in the line of duty?
yodajedimaster79: yup
l3ooherS14: so your sitting here saying you got fiberglass under your fingernails before you brush your teeth
l3ooherS14: thats just unheard of
yodajedimaster79: u r weird
l3ooherS14: cattle train, you know, hahah
yodajedimaster79: yeah.haha.
l3ooherS14: hahah
l3ooherS14: funny hu?
yodajedimaster79: i remember
yodajedimaster79: haha
l3ooherS14: it was on nick at night the other day
yodajedimaster79: yup.
l3ooherS14: yee haw
yodajedimaster79: i am geting lost what are you and my cousin talking about please explaine
yodajedimaster79: yee haw
l3ooherS14: dick van dike
l3ooherS14: on nick at night
yodajedimaster79: o ok
l3ooherS14: and komodo dragons
yodajedimaster79: i love them
l3ooherS14: they fly
l3ooherS14: we eat them tho
yodajedimaster79: i know!
yodajedimaster79: awsome!
yodajedimaster79: i wanna
l3ooherS14: it is "awsome"
yodajedimaster79: o.srry
l3ooherS14: remember that time we picked up those two hott *** asians and took them for a ride to funky town?
l3ooherS14: that was sweet
l3ooherS14: too bad you had hot flashes and night sweats
yodajedimaster79: we never did that jake
l3ooherS14: lol
l3ooherS14: yah! you were so wasted
yodajedimaster79: brb
l3ooherS14: you tried to have sex with that dog
l3ooherS14: but it turned around and bit you because it was a male
yodajedimaster79: umm.i am a girl
l3ooherS14: doing the nasty with a squirrel
yodajedimaster79: but i do remember doing it with a dog
l3ooherS14: yeah
yodajedimaster79: o yeah!!
l3ooherS14: and you cut its dick off after farting on it
l3ooherS14: yeahu!
yodajedimaster79: wheee
l3ooherS14: but he drown in a pool of you vaginal fluid so it all worked out for the best
yodajedimaster79: now that is sick
yodajedimaster79: im leaving now.........
l3ooherS14: bye!
l3ooherS14: dont let the door kick you in the dick
yodajedimaster79: bye *** hole
yodajedimaster79: its me now jake
l3ooherS14: oh really
yodajedimaster79: yea
l3ooherS14: that was a kick ****
l3ooherS14: usually takes me an hour or so
yodajedimaster79: what have you been talking about with my cousin?
yodajedimaster79: what does that mean?
l3ooherS14: about that time we pooped in your basement and you ended up getting blammed for it
yodajedimaster79: we never did that
l3ooherS14: oh
yodajedimaster79: what did you and my cousin do?
l3ooherS14: im not saying your back in black
l3ooherS14: but if your back is black, just keep it to yourself
yodajedimaster79: okay then
yodajedimaster79: im in white yo
l3ooherS14: oh but i know you spank those black ******
yodajedimaster79: o yeah baby
yodajedimaster79: lol jokeing
l3ooherS14: and they gave you vd's
yodajedimaster79: dude you need to get a cat scane
l3ooherS14: mri maybe
l3ooherS14: im typing on my cell phone you know
yodajedimaster79: my cousin is weird like you
l3ooherS14: dude
l3ooherS14: i think, yeah is that your house?
yodajedimaster79: yes
l3ooherS14: im standing behind your house right now
yodajedimaster79: whatever
l3ooherS14: typing on my cell phone
l3ooherS14: really!
yodajedimaster79: yeahright
yodajedimaster79: come in
l3ooherS14: dude
l3ooherS14: if you dont believe me come out here
yodajedimaster79: g2g
l3ooherS14: let me in!
yodajedimaster79: but im not going out there
yodajedimaster79: no
l3ooherS14: dude, its cold out here
l3ooherS14: please
l3ooherS14: im freezing
yodajedimaster79: yeah sure
l3ooherS14: let me in!
yodajedimaster79: k
l3ooherS14: i swear
yodajedimaster79: i gtg
l3ooherS14: dude
yodajedimaster79: g2g
l3ooherS14: im not kidding let me in
l3ooherS14: let me in
l3ooherS14: now!
l3ooherS14: let me in
yodajedimaster79: knock on my door
l3ooherS14: i cant walk up this steep bank
l3ooherS14: and i dont know how to get onto your back pourch
l3ooherS14: come out here
l3ooherS14: now
l3ooherS14: please
yodajedimaster79: i cant
l3ooherS14: its cold and snakes are everywhere
yodajedimaster79: i g2g
l3ooherS14: dude if you dont let me in
yodajedimaster79: then what?
l3ooherS14: im going to throw rocks at your windows
l3ooherS14: ill do it
yodajedimaster79: go for it
l3ooherS14: fine, ill use the ladder
yodajedimaster79: i gtg
yodajedimaster79 signed off at 11:15:37 PM.
yodajedimaster79: hey
l3ooherS14: teh buttsex?
yodajedimaster79: wtf
l3ooherS14: oh dude
l3ooherS14: was that in your ear?
yodajedimaster79: nothing
l3ooherS14: yeah, over the hills
yodajedimaster79: earring
l3ooherS14: i asked ringo star and he said no
yodajedimaster79: what dude what you been smoken?
l3ooherS14: mmm, a lot of sex stuff
yodajedimaster79: um o-k
l3ooherS14: dude!
l3ooherS14: did you hear?
yodajedimaster79: what are you on
yodajedimaster79: ?
l3ooherS14: well...
l3ooherS14: yester year said he wanted a half a dozen
yodajedimaster79: crackhead
l3ooherS14: just take deep breaths
yodajedimaster79: get off of the blow
l3ooherS14: Johnny depp?
yodajedimaster79: charlie and the chocolite factory
l3ooherS14: bleeding out the *** the other day half past twelve at the party
yodajedimaster79: wtf
l3ooherS14: komodo dragon\
yodajedimaster79: what does that got to to with anything?
yodajedimaster79: to do^
l3ooherS14: everything!
yodajedimaster79: ;pijkoihjilo
yodajedimaster79: jello
yodajedimaster79: eat
l3ooherS14: alabaster said he didnt like black people so i would lay off
yodajedimaster79: bill cosby said it best
l3ooherS14: he shot is wife in the eye after birthing the afterbirth of another komodo dragon
yodajedimaster79: wtf
yodajedimaster79: are you high
yodajedimaster79: ?
l3ooherS14: or are you talking about the triple antibiotic ointment?
yodajedimaster79: what does komodo dragon hakhyguihjikhkj
yodajedimaster79: ^have to do with anything?
l3ooherS14: it lives on the island of komodo in Indonesia and swim and has bacteria in its mouth
l3ooherS14: one ate my little brother
yodajedimaster79: no kidding but how did this subject come about and as far as i know you dont got a little brother
yodajedimaster79: ?
yodajedimaster79: lets die
l3ooherS14: i dont any more
l3ooherS14: he was just installing a lava lamp in his radio flyer
yodajedimaster79: too bad
l3ooherS14: when i flew out of the sky and raped him
l3ooherS14: then finished him off
l3ooherS14: it was on the first survivor
yodajedimaster79: so you did have a brother i never know that as far as i knew you had a sister
l3ooherS14: the one with the fat gay guy
l3ooherS14: well, we dont any more
l3ooherS14: [got eaten]
l3ooherS14: it happens
yodajedimaster79: yeh i saaaw that one
yodajedimaster79: what was his name
yodajedimaster79: in case your wonderi
l3ooherS14: did you see that other village person from the other tv movie in the basement?
yodajedimaster79: in case your wondering my cousin is typeing
l3ooherS14: oh, he called him Alabaster
yodajedimaster79: yeah.i saw it
l3ooherS14: did he get shot down in the line of duty?
yodajedimaster79: yup
l3ooherS14: so your sitting here saying you got fiberglass under your fingernails before you brush your teeth
l3ooherS14: thats just unheard of
yodajedimaster79: u r weird
l3ooherS14: cattle train, you know, hahah
yodajedimaster79: yeah.haha.
l3ooherS14: hahah
l3ooherS14: funny hu?
yodajedimaster79: i remember
yodajedimaster79: haha
l3ooherS14: it was on nick at night the other day
yodajedimaster79: yup.
l3ooherS14: yee haw
yodajedimaster79: i am geting lost what are you and my cousin talking about please explaine
yodajedimaster79: yee haw
l3ooherS14: dick van dike
l3ooherS14: on nick at night
yodajedimaster79: o ok
l3ooherS14: and komodo dragons
yodajedimaster79: i love them
l3ooherS14: they fly
l3ooherS14: we eat them tho
yodajedimaster79: i know!
yodajedimaster79: awsome!
yodajedimaster79: i wanna
l3ooherS14: it is "awsome"
yodajedimaster79: o.srry
l3ooherS14: remember that time we picked up those two hott *** asians and took them for a ride to funky town?
l3ooherS14: that was sweet
l3ooherS14: too bad you had hot flashes and night sweats
yodajedimaster79: we never did that jake
l3ooherS14: lol
l3ooherS14: yah! you were so wasted
yodajedimaster79: brb
l3ooherS14: you tried to have sex with that dog
l3ooherS14: but it turned around and bit you because it was a male
yodajedimaster79: umm.i am a girl
l3ooherS14: doing the nasty with a squirrel
yodajedimaster79: but i do remember doing it with a dog
l3ooherS14: yeah
yodajedimaster79: o yeah!!
l3ooherS14: and you cut its dick off after farting on it
l3ooherS14: yeahu!
yodajedimaster79: wheee
l3ooherS14: but he drown in a pool of you vaginal fluid so it all worked out for the best
yodajedimaster79: now that is sick
yodajedimaster79: im leaving now.........
l3ooherS14: bye!
l3ooherS14: dont let the door kick you in the dick
yodajedimaster79: bye *** hole
yodajedimaster79: its me now jake
l3ooherS14: oh really
yodajedimaster79: yea
l3ooherS14: that was a kick ****
l3ooherS14: usually takes me an hour or so
yodajedimaster79: what have you been talking about with my cousin?
yodajedimaster79: what does that mean?
l3ooherS14: about that time we pooped in your basement and you ended up getting blammed for it
yodajedimaster79: we never did that
l3ooherS14: oh
yodajedimaster79: what did you and my cousin do?
l3ooherS14: im not saying your back in black
l3ooherS14: but if your back is black, just keep it to yourself
yodajedimaster79: okay then
yodajedimaster79: im in white yo
l3ooherS14: oh but i know you spank those black ******
yodajedimaster79: o yeah baby
yodajedimaster79: lol jokeing
l3ooherS14: and they gave you vd's
yodajedimaster79: dude you need to get a cat scane
l3ooherS14: mri maybe
l3ooherS14: im typing on my cell phone you know
yodajedimaster79: my cousin is weird like you
l3ooherS14: dude
l3ooherS14: i think, yeah is that your house?
yodajedimaster79: yes
l3ooherS14: im standing behind your house right now
yodajedimaster79: whatever
l3ooherS14: typing on my cell phone
l3ooherS14: really!
yodajedimaster79: yeahright
yodajedimaster79: come in
l3ooherS14: dude
l3ooherS14: if you dont believe me come out here
yodajedimaster79: g2g
l3ooherS14: let me in!
yodajedimaster79: but im not going out there
yodajedimaster79: no
l3ooherS14: dude, its cold out here
l3ooherS14: please
l3ooherS14: im freezing
yodajedimaster79: yeah sure
l3ooherS14: let me in!
yodajedimaster79: k
l3ooherS14: i swear
yodajedimaster79: i gtg
l3ooherS14: dude
yodajedimaster79: g2g
l3ooherS14: im not kidding let me in
l3ooherS14: let me in
l3ooherS14: now!
l3ooherS14: let me in
yodajedimaster79: knock on my door
l3ooherS14: i cant walk up this steep bank
l3ooherS14: and i dont know how to get onto your back pourch
l3ooherS14: come out here
l3ooherS14: now
l3ooherS14: please
yodajedimaster79: i cant
l3ooherS14: its cold and snakes are everywhere
yodajedimaster79: i g2g
l3ooherS14: dude if you dont let me in
yodajedimaster79: then what?
l3ooherS14: im going to throw rocks at your windows
l3ooherS14: ill do it
yodajedimaster79: go for it
l3ooherS14: fine, ill use the ladder
yodajedimaster79: i gtg
yodajedimaster79 signed off at 11:15:37 PM.
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