what is your creed? you know. the ideals by which you live your life.


or, which can you think of?


my number one is
"dont get into the game if your not prepared to loose it all"

 

One of mine is:

When you are defeated you have the chance to learn from your mistake, and when you are victorious you shold not boast of your victory, but learn from the mistakes of your opponent.

 

That was deep!!!

 

Here's mine:
"Dogs don't know it's not bacon!"

 

my creed is:

"dude! duuuudddee..... DUDE!!!!"

those three words, in that order, in variable spacing can be said at any time and it will work.

example:
you are hanging out with friends, drinking, and you want a beer from your friend who is near the cooler, look at him and say "dude!" then when he reaches for the wrong drink, say "duuuuuudddeeee......" and then when he throws you the right beer say "DUDE!!!!!" and there ya go.

 

man thats deep

lol

 

what the hell do you expect from a stoner greasemonkey who drinks like a fish on the weekends and farks anything with 2 legs, 2 arms, a vagina and breasts.

 

A witty social commentary on how to avoid an STD in your car....

 

 

STD's are bad mmm kay

 

thats why I like my highschool. nobody has STDs yet, but if a girl gets around, you cn be damn sure im whippin out the ribbed trojan I loved the ribbed trojans, they dont realize its ribbed, and tell all their friends that there is "something about the way he farks" and then you are in the green.... or in this case, the pink

 

mine is from my late pops

"you only got one chance at this life but thats enough if you do it right"

 

Thats a nice one.

Heres another one:
Driving fast is the only way to drive, but you have to slow down every once in a while and take a look around. You don't want to miss anytning.

 

nice