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Old 02-27-2009, 12:51 AM
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Why men don't write advice columns

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl
is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very
much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I c an't
get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor
float chamber.
I hope this helps.
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HAHA, thats awesome.
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Thats funny. totally unexpected.
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I wanna see this 22 year old. Pics or it didn't happen.
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My guess is the fuel pump, its always the fuel pump
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