Well, I'm starting up my subscription to Post ****** International, so I'll put my comments in here.....

Tough break, man on your tires... I ran over a nut that big in my old car, and the tire completely exploded. Guess I shouldn't ride on bald tires through a construction zone at 75mph...... Oh well, ya live, ya learn......

 

Yo homie g's!

 

wuzzzzzup SnickersGirl, what's shakin'?

 

Some old guy just called me and asked how old I was and I told him I was 22 and he sounded all turned on. He asked me to meet him at the Denny's. What a freak. I'm scared of Arizona. I need to buy a gun now. Stalker.

 

Man yo dawg from da burbs. 5 0 come shut yah down.

 

Huh?

We can legally have guns in Arizona. We just can't legally murder yet.

 

Sup homeslicer deluxe

 

Hey, with some good planning, you can make it look like self-defense. You're a girl, so that's a start. Just empty the whole clip while he walks towards you, then drop the gun, fall to your knees and start crying. (make sure you are wearing a low-cut shirt as well.) Then anyone will believe you at that point...

 

wtf dude... your "post ***** license" just got revoked

anyways. Move to Texas!!!!!

 

Aw, it's like that? I just got it and now it's revoked? I don't get a chance at due process?

 

im back *****es i fixed my compy!

 

uh, welcome back, I guess? I'm new here, so I guess the welcome goes both ways....

 

what the hell is going on in here

 

Nuthin much really... just so much randomness...... But it's so fetch!!!!!

~~~~That totally girlie moment brought to you by a sleep-deprived birdie....~~~~Raven

 

ROFLMAO, is THAT why you've been M-I-A this whole time? I thought you'd gone and sold your car or some ****. Welcome back biznitch!


see? this is why men and women don't speak the same language... even when they're speaking the same language, ya dig?