So today i was talkin to my friend who called his car his #2 girl since he just got a girlfriend.I had to disagree.So i made list of why cars are better than girls most of the time,Enjoy
1.You cant customize your girlfriend
2.Your car never gets mad at you for dumb reasons.
3.Your car doesnt go on vacation with its family when you want to see it.
4.Your car is always ready to"Go Faster"
5.Your car only "bleeds" radiator fluid
6.Your car doesnt yell at you, at that time of the month
7.When does your car care which girls you hang out with
8.The only thing you have to change for your car is the oil
9.You can buy your car parts and not have to worry if itll like them
10.You can fix your car faster than you can fix a broken relationship

Thats the list, only negative is girls are f*****g awesome!And how can you f**k your car?????

 

i'm confused... are you saying cars or girlfriends are better??

i'd have to go with cars... for some reasons

 

let me know when you figure out how to get ur car to cook and clean for you, not to mention bear you offspring.

 

its just something to read dont take it seriously man

 

My car did that

 

HAHAHAH


I dunno, i like cars and gurls. I dont stay with just one gurl, most of the time, so i dont really hear any crap from em, and if i do i juss leave. I dont wanna sound like a jerk, but its true.

But making the choice between gurls and cars... thats real tough. Gurls give different pleasures then a car.

 

can a car give you a *******

girls are pretty sweet

 

LMAO....cars have exhaust pipes

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yeh, if you want to burn yourself trying to get that "warm feeling" HAHAHA

 

Uhh...you dont wait for it to cool down? The shifter works for girls...ROFL! What a great title...."just for fun" Haha!!!

 

HAHA, I dont **** my car at all. I wont even **** in my car, its bad luck.

Shifter is great for gurls, espeacially the Nismo (i think) ***** **** HAHA

 

WTF? Ill have to check on that rofl!!! Nismo=Teh sex....literally!

 

Nismo ***** ****

 

^^^Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!