okay so i'm flipping between Dr. Phil and PBS, and on PBS they have this 7 or 8 year old kid on giving directions on how to make this "food" he created

heres how it goes

you take a marshmellow
stick a cheeto though the end of the marshmellow
get peanut butter ("your going to need a knife and if your not allowed to use one have a grown up do it") and put peanut butter all over the marshmellow

and to finish it off

DIP THE PEANUT BUTTER COVERED MARSHMELLOW INTO SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS

 

and to make this even more disgusting, the kid actually ate the damn thing smiling

 

god, i hope the rest of my little break from school is better than the last day of school