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Old 11-29-2005, 04:14 PM
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You will now adress me as Reverend Catharsis



I can now

To perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
you wish to perform said marriage.

To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
wish to perform, except circumcision.

To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.

To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

So who is up for some Sining?
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:18 PM
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lol nice!
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:41 PM
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Welcome to the Church, Brother. I have been ordained in the ULC since 2001. Makes a great conversation-starter.
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Grats, I've always been thinking of doing this hehe
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by PNG
Welcome to the Church, Brother. I have been ordained in the ULC since 2001. Makes a great conversation-starter.
okay you absolve me of my sins and i will do the same...
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:35 PM
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how do you go about doing this? Just out of curiosity
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:19 PM
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Jesus rocks. That's all.
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:21 PM
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plain'n'simple....
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by Catharsis
okay you absolve me of my sins and i will do the same...
Give me a sec...

OK. Done.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:52 PM
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likewise
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Old 11-30-2005, 03:36 AM
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GOD DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU ABUSING YOUR POWERS!!!!!
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when do you get your first altar boy.....lol j/k.
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Old 11-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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GOD DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU ABUSING YOUR POWERS!!!!!
i absolve you!

Originally posted by Roastem
when do you get your first altar boy.....lol j/k.
don't make me put "The Fear of God" in you!
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Wow, preachers and what not must hate that site. But i can see why.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:34 PM
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Originally posted by l3ooherS14
Wow, preachers and what not must hate that site. But i can see why.
that site?

anyways i absolve you for doubting his holy powers
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