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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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You will now adress me as Reverend Catharsis



I can now

• To perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
you wish to perform said marriage.

• To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
wish to perform, except circumcision.

• To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.

• To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

So who is up for some Sining?
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 04:18 PM
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lol nice!
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 05:41 PM
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Welcome to the Church, Brother. I have been ordained in the ULC since 2001. Makes a great conversation-starter.
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Grats, I've always been thinking of doing this hehe
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by PNG
Welcome to the Church, Brother. I have been ordained in the ULC since 2001. Makes a great conversation-starter.
okay you absolve me of my sins and i will do the same...
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 06:35 PM
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how do you go about doing this? Just out of curiosity
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 07:19 PM
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Jesus rocks. That's all.
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 08:21 PM
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plain'n'simple....
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by Catharsis
okay you absolve me of my sins and i will do the same...
Give me a sec...

OK. Done.
Old Nov 29, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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likewise
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 03:36 AM
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GOD DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU ABUSING YOUR POWERS!!!!!
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 04:29 AM
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when do you get your first altar boy.....lol j/k.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 01:43 PM
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GOD DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU ABUSING YOUR POWERS!!!!!
i absolve you!

Originally posted by Roastem
when do you get your first altar boy.....lol j/k.
don't make me put "The Fear of God" in you!
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 06:12 PM
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Wow, preachers and what not must hate that site. But i can see why.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 11:34 PM
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Originally posted by l3ooherS14
Wow, preachers and what not must hate that site. But i can see why.
that site?

anyways i absolve you for doubting his holy powers

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